101 reasons that HS, Tvspels, and I are better than you.

[Falco Girgis]

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#include <stdio.h>

int main() {
    int i = 0;

    do {
        printf("J00 r t3h sux.\n");
        printf("We r t3h r0x.\n");
        i++;
     } while (i <= 100);

    return 0;
}

[Tvspelsfreak]

:guffaw:

[Orgodemirk]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 :guffaw: just so you can look at it---> :boobies:

[DJ Yoshi]

1 reason why I'm better than you

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#include<iostream>
using namespace std;

class Yosh{
	private:
		int age;
		int daysofoss;
		char name[100];
		char reasonboned[100];
	public:
		Yosh():age(17),daysofoss(3){strcpy(name,"Chris Bowman aka, The Bowman");strcpy(reasonboned,"Mr. Wilson is the gaysauce");}
		int get_age(){return age;}
		char * get_name(){return name;}
		int get_daysofoss(){return daysofoss;}
		char * get_reasonboned(){return reasonboned;}
};

class Gyro{
	private:
		int age;
		int daysofiss;
		char reasonboned[100];
	public:
		Gyro():age(15),daysofiss(2){strcpy(reasonboned,"That Tech Lady was retarded");}
		int get_age(){return age;}
		int get_daysofiss(){return daysofiss;}
		char * get_reasonboned(){return reasonboned;}
};

int main(void){
    Yosh Yoshi;
    Gyro GyroV;
	if(Yoshi.get_daysofoss()>GyroV.get_daysofiss()){
		cout<<"Yosh got boned because "<<Yoshi.get_reasonboned()<<"\n";
		cout<<"Gyro got boned because "<<GyroV.get_reasonboned()<<"\n";
        }
	cout<<"Yosh > Gyro though because he got "<<Yoshi.get_daysofoss()<<" days of OSS for his crimes, while Gyro got "<<GyroV.get_daysofiss()<<" days of ISS for his crimes.\n";
	cout<<"\n\nYosh wins\n";
	system("PAUSE");
	return 0;
}

[Falco Girgis]

O_O

Wow... Okay, you really do deserve special recognition for that... damn, you're even using get/set methods with your classes. Mine has been pwnt...

but that's hilarious.

:guffaw:

[JS Lemming]

I was disgusted by the fact that Gyro used Do While...

[DJ Yoshi]

Don't be dissin the Do-While!

[Falco Girgis]

He's hatin' on post-test loops! Shame on you!

[JS Lemming]

Do while should be burned at the stake. While just looks so much crisper.

[MarauderIIC]

Cept do is guaranteed to work at least once. Anyway! That's 202 reasons, not 101. Since each iteration prints one reason you are better and one reason others are worse (therefore why you are better). Needs to be <=50.

.... :)

[Falco Girgis]

Ah shizasnitcubdablugerginburger.

Dammit.

Anyway, because of that, MarauderIIC and DJ Yoshi are on the "better than you lists" (for future reference)