staples

Marx Chaotix · Post by **Marx Chaotix** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:54 pm

I dare one of you to pull out a stapler and staple your finger and pull the staple out and tell me how it felt.

I heard that it only hurts when you pull the staple out I don't know because I never tried it.

DJ Yoshi · Post by **DJ Yoshi** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 8:20 pm

I believe you have my stapler.

Marx Chaotix · Post by **Marx Chaotix** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:05 pm

Oh really now?

Xylene · Post by **Xylene** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:22 am

I dare you to stop posting.

spideyspiderman2000 · Post by **spideyspiderman2000** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 6:27 am

Marx... why the fuck would anyone be stupid enough to do that?

AHHHH MY FINGER!!!! Damn that hurts.

Don Pwnious · Post by **Don Pwnious** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 7:35 am

Apparently a kid in my school would do such a thing. He would do that everyday and lose like pints of blood. He would also sniff gasoline, take 20 pills of advil, and eat crap from he bathroom floor.
If you haven't noticed, he is really stupid. :spin:

Post by **MarauderIIC** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:18 am

Pints... an *adult* has 10 pints of blood.

Here's an email I got that is relevant:

ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

THREE A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what s he was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."

FOUR I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."

FIVE Several! years a go, we had an intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

SIX I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the ba ck to make a sandwich.

SEVEN My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call h im when they have problems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

EIGHT Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Be lieving the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

NINE A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine, the mother says, I just gave him some ant killer..... Dispatcher: Rush him in to emergency!

Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid.

That goes for you too, Marx. Stop "daring" people to do stupid shit you wouldn't do yourself.

Marx Chaotix · Post by **Marx Chaotix** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:54 pm

i'm pretty suer that those stories you told us arn't even true. So if any of you staple your fingers please type down how it felt and how much you bled in this topic ok.

Xylene · Post by **Xylene** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:14 pm

Locked for stupidity. This is a "General" discussion forum, not a "Be A Dumbass" forum.