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Post by Falco Girgis »

You still gotta play Sonic Adventure 1 and 2.
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Those are both good games. I've played Sonic Adventure 1 on DC and GC, and Sonic Adventure 2 on GC.

Back to defending my company.

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GyroVorbis wrote:Tvspelsfreak, as a defender of the Qbe, I demand that you tell JSL how awesome they are!
True, they are awesome. I can't say I like some of the alternative play styles they offer (treasure hunting etc) but the high speed stages more than makes up for it. :D
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Still, you can't tell me that the story/dialogue is not unbearably corny... you just can't. And that really takes away from the atmosphere, which is one of my favorite game aspects. Hence I love Metroid Prime and all it’s glory.
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I've always found that the story/dialogue in both sonic and mario games are corny. However, I'm not that botheread by it since niether of the games are meant to be heavy on the storytelling.
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Well I've never personally played a mario game that had dialogue (besides "Princess in another castle") so I can't really compare. But I still say that the game play in the old Sonics was actually more entertaining than the new ones.
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Post by spideyspiderman2000 »

I enjoy all Sonic games.

The only thing I hate is how they changed "Dr. Robotnik" to "Dr. Eggman". I mean, come on! Okay, maybe Robotnik wasn't great, but Eggman just sounds gay.
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Post by Falco Girgis »

I didn't even mind Robotnik. Hell, I still call him that. Just like I still call Knuckles Fuckles...
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Eggman..... Billy Hatcher.... I think I'm on to Sega....
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It was always Eggman in Japan.

Mushrooms?? I think I'm on to Nintendo.
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:lol:
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What other substance could give Mario his abnormal ability to jump high? Steroids sure as heck couldn't do it. Gotta be the shroomz.
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How about he gets bitten by a genetically altered spider, and... Never mind. Wrong character...
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Xavier, like me, Loves Sega, but it could be due to the fact that he was made by Sega.

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Don't get me wrong. He just made the Sega Logo all pimped.
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