Conker's Bad Fur Day (N64/Xbox)

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Conker's Bad Fur Day (N64/Xbox)

Post by Falco Girgis »

Yes, I finally beat this game. I had known of it, heard about it, and wanted to play it for a few years now. It wasn't until Yikarso let me have it for N64 that I actually played it the first time. I've also played alot of the Xbox version at his house, (same except Xbox has fin' A graphics and Xbox live). Conker's Bad Fur Day is a game that any man should play.

Graphics: 10/10
No, I'm not grading too lightly there. Hey, screw you. I'll kill your dog. Anyway, this is one of the latest N64 (and Xbox games), so it is the top of the top graphics wise on both consoles.

Sound: 7/10
Sounds fit the scenarios. Nothing overly catchy (some purposely annoying music), but it's all good.

Gameplay: 8/10
Oh god, where to start. This game has it all. Kick the shit out of pitchforks, gun down bees, blow tediz to hell, fight aliens, bust out Matrix (literally, it has so many movie references), get tanked, piss all over people, surf lava, and even sacrifice baby dinosaurs. The gameplay is so diverse and so controversial. I like.

Overall: 9/10
I think that both consoles deserve that rating. I do like how the N64 had alot less filtering and said everything but the F-word. The N64 actually had the better multiplayer. The Xbox is only 2 player multiplayer (wtf?). Anyway, the Xbox version looks so damn good that it's amazing. Also, the Xbox live is probably the reason most people would buy it. Online play is pretty badass with Conker.

Mostly buy this game because you have a great sense of humor and you want one of the best Rare games of all time. This is some funny shit.
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It's a most literal mature audiences only, however.
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This game owns Banjo Kazooie. I think im gonna hook up my n64 and play it now!!
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Post by Falco Girgis »

Rock on my friend.

I'm playing my new previous-gen obsession--Ocarina of Time.

I know, I know, everybody has beaten it. I was just deprived as a child. Now I'd better go beat it.
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Post by Wutai »

Nice revoo!

I remember when Conker's Bad Fur Day Was going to be a children's game.
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Post by spideyspiderman2000 »

I have trouble picturing that.

CBFD always reminded me of South Park in it's humor. Sick, cruel, nasty, basically what I find funny.

Speaking of South park, put this in your URL (might not work), and watch the video. Freaking hilarious.

C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Documents\Robbie's stuff\southparkjoke.zip
South Park wrote:Mr Garrison: Okay class. Can anybody tell me what "Sexual Harrassment" is?

Cartman: Isn't that when you're having intercourse with a special lady friend, and some other guy comes up behind you and tickles your balls?
I HATE Jack Thompson!
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Post by Orgodemirk »

That would be a file on your computer, and won't work for anyone else.
A glitch?
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Post by spideyspiderman2000 »

That's what I thought. Figured I'd try. Still, it seems pretty retarted (I say that since that's what Xylene will probably say).
South Park wrote:Mr Garrison: Okay class. Can anybody tell me what "Sexual Harrassment" is?

Cartman: Isn't that when you're having intercourse with a special lady friend, and some other guy comes up behind you and tickles your balls?
I HATE Jack Thompson!
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Post by JS Lemming »

uhhhh.... Spidey?
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Post by spideyspiderman2000 »

Yes, John Kerry?
South Park wrote:Mr Garrison: Okay class. Can anybody tell me what "Sexual Harrassment" is?

Cartman: Isn't that when you're having intercourse with a special lady friend, and some other guy comes up behind you and tickles your balls?
I HATE Jack Thompson!
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Post by MarauderIIC »

You need a webserver to share files. Live and learn, I guess.
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Try Photobucket or Geocities.
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Post by Don Pwnious »

Lol, I'm sorry but that was really retarded. :lol:
1/8th time- 14secs
1/8th speed - 110mph
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