Conker's Bad Fur Day (N64/Xbox)

Post by **Falco Girgis** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 5:00 pm

Yes, I finally beat this game. I had known of it, heard about it, and wanted to play it for a few years now. It wasn't until Yikarso let me have it for N64 that I actually played it the first time. I've also played alot of the Xbox version at his house, (same except Xbox has fin' A graphics and Xbox live). Conker's Bad Fur Day is a game that any man should play.

Graphics: 10/10
No, I'm not grading too lightly there. Hey, screw you. I'll kill your dog. Anyway, this is one of the latest N64 (and Xbox games), so it is the top of the top graphics wise on both consoles.

Sound: 7/10
Sounds fit the scenarios. Nothing overly catchy (some purposely annoying music), but it's all good.

Gameplay: 8/10
Oh god, where to start. This game has it all. Kick the shit out of pitchforks, gun down bees, blow tediz to hell, fight aliens, bust out Matrix (literally, it has so many movie references), get tanked, piss all over people, surf lava, and even sacrifice baby dinosaurs. The gameplay is so diverse and so controversial. I like.

Overall: 9/10
I think that both consoles deserve that rating. I do like how the N64 had alot less filtering and said everything but the F-word. The N64 actually had the better multiplayer. The Xbox is only 2 player multiplayer (wtf?). Anyway, the Xbox version looks so damn good that it's amazing. Also, the Xbox live is probably the reason most people would buy it. Online play is pretty badass with Conker.

Mostly buy this game because you have a great sense of humor and you want one of the best Rare games of all time. This is some funny shit.

Post by **MarauderIIC** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:10 pm

It's a most literal mature audiences only, however.

Imprezamtt · Post by **Imprezamtt** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:13 pm

This game owns Banjo Kazooie. I think im gonna hook up my n64 and play it now!!

Post by **Falco Girgis** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:51 pm

Rock on my friend.

I'm playing my new previous-gen obsession--Ocarina of Time.

I know, I know, everybody has beaten it. I was just deprived as a child. Now I'd better go beat it.

Wutai · Post by **Wutai** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 5:26 pm

Nice revoo!

I remember when Conker's Bad Fur Day Was going to be a children's game.

spideyspiderman2000 · Post by **spideyspiderman2000** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:03 pm

I have trouble picturing that.

CBFD always reminded me of South Park in it's humor. Sick, cruel, nasty, basically what I find funny.

Speaking of South park, put this in your URL (might not work), and watch the video. Freaking hilarious.

C:\Documents and Settings\All Users\Documents\Robbie's stuff\southparkjoke.zip

Orgodemirk · Post by **Orgodemirk** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:57 pm

That would be a file on your computer, and won't work for anyone else.

spideyspiderman2000 · Post by **spideyspiderman2000** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 6:16 am

That's what I thought. Figured I'd try. Still, it seems pretty retarted (I say that since that's what Xylene will probably say).

Post by **JS Lemming** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 10:30 am

uhhhh.... Spidey?

spideyspiderman2000 · Post by **spideyspiderman2000** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 1:20 pm

Yes, John Kerry?

Post by **MarauderIIC** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 2:44 pm

You need a webserver to share files. Live and learn, I guess.

Wutai · Post by **Wutai** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 8:43 pm

Try Photobucket or Geocities.

Don Pwnious · Post by **Don Pwnious** » Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:37 am

Lol, I'm sorry but that was really retarded.