Your Mom gone wrong (or right)

[cronjob00]

My mom's not actually hot, I was just responding to Rose. >_>

First you get everyone gather round, then you leave a giant fart just before leaving.

Your guys' minds are just so in the gutter you completely misinterpreted that this was a joke, and not to be taken seriously.

The best "your mom" jokes, in my opinion, make little to no sense.

I agree I usually use the your mom jokes at the most uncalled for times. Or when it makes no sense

[cypher1554R]

My mom's not actually hot, I was just responding to Rose. >_>

First you get everyone gather round, then you leave a giant fart just before leaving.

Your guys' minds are just so in the gutter you completely misinterpreted that this was a joke,.

Yea.. The thing you don't know, that at the end is was ME that was joking, and YOU misinterpreted <- good thing you wrote this word so I can copy paste it xD

I really don't understand why it's so hard to figure when I'm kidding. It happens just constantly..

[Falco Girgis]

I believe that there's a misconception about what it means to have your mind in the gutter.

Women don't understand, because the gutter is relative. Just having a penis puts your mind constantly in what a woman would call the gutter. But this state is nowhere near the gutter for a male. A male's gutter is much much much more sinister. A woman's gutter is just the average male.

[DJ Yoshi]

I believe that there's a misconception about what it means to have your mind in the gutter.

Women don't understand, because the gutter is relative. Just having a penis puts your mind constantly in what a woman would call the gutter. But this state is nowhere near the gutter for a male. A male's gutter is much much much more sinister. A woman's gutter is just the average male.

Agreed. For males, the gutter is rape, child porn, et al. (fucked up sinister things)

For females, the gutter is sex. I think that's the problem with our society--such a strong matriarchal influence has forced sex into being a negative thing and a demonized object.

But that's a topic for another debate.

[avansc]

I believe that there's a misconception about what it means to have your mind in the gutter.

Women don't understand, because the gutter is relative. Just having a penis puts your mind constantly in what a woman would call the gutter. But this state is nowhere near the gutter for a male. A male's gutter is much much much more sinister. A woman's gutter is just the average male.

Agreed. For males, the gutter is rape, child porn, et al. (fucked up sinister things)

For females, the gutter is sex. I think that's the problem with our society--such a strong matriarchal influence has forced sex into being a negative thing and a demonized object.

But that's a topic for another debate.

whoa there... i think Falco was making a funny, you took it somewhere dark and nasty. i pride my mind on being the indian jones of the gutter, but never do i go to those rape and eww, i dont even wanna say it. and besides, im not sure what woman you hang out with. but the ones im around are pretty raunchy.

[trufun202]

im not sure what woman you hang out with. but the ones im around are pretty raunchy.

Same here.

[dandymcgee]

Anyway, I started this thread for anyone to post their on Your Mom experiences. ;P

Please tell me you didn't mean it the way I read it?

My mom's not actually hot, I was just responding to Rose. >_>

Also note, she had me at a late age instead of young like most ladies these days... 32. I'm 20 now.

Yeah. No.

My mom had me when she was 36. I'm 17 now.

[MarauderIIC]

The best "your mom" jokes, in my opinion, make little to no sense.

I dunno, I like the one in my sig. Verbatim from the convo, and in case I change my sig later:

GyroVorbis: Do as you please, gentleman.
GyroVorbis: I'm just here to look sexy.
MarauderIIC: that's what your mom said last night oh burn

[Kcirtap1990]

The best "your mom" jokes, in my opinion, make little to no sense.

...thats what she said.

[MarauderIIC]

The best "your mom" jokes, in my opinion, make little to no sense.

...thats what she said.

...in my pants.

[eatcomics]

Oh my god you guys are like a buncha highschool kids, and I would know I'm in highschool...

[MarauderIIC]

Oh my god you guys are like a buncha highschool kids, and I would know I'm in highschool...

College junior, thank you very much ;)

[Moosader]

[15:18:04] KadoLusikka: maybe they're all EE students, or graduates
[15:18:15] *: So they just sit around and take up space? Ehehe.
[15:18:28] *: Probably not really going there, free internet and computers to use. :-p
[15:18:35] KadoLusikka: heh, need a school login though
[15:19:12] *: So, that's easy enough to get around.
[15:19:18] KadoLusikka: unlike your mom
[15:19:32] *: Ooooouchbuuuuurn.

:D

I should be nicer, his mom's in jail. =P

[Andy K.]

I'm forbidden to do Your Mom jokes anymore, by my group of friends... =\ (if I can remember one):

Friend: "Hey what programming language is this in, Andy?"
Andy: "URM"
Friend: "URM?"
Andy: "Your mom"
=P

I've had funnier but that's the only one I can remember.

I think one time I convinced somebody that "Uramohm" was Hindi for something. Then they were like "What does it mean?" "Your Mom" etc. etc.

[XianForce]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIeq4i-us8I

wtf?