John Kerry is a douche bag!

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Is Kerry a douche bag?

Of course!
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I feel a poll going up.
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John Kerry is a douche bag!

Post by Falco Girgis »

I swear to god. I was just watching the post-debate evaluations. If I hear one more person say: "Kerry answered the people adequately and with crisp, clear descriptions", I swear to god, I'll kick their ass.

First off, no matter what he was asked, he'd always jump back to the "War on Terror". Every single response to a question wasn't even involving him, but he responded with Bush's supposed "faults". Somebody asked what his thoughts on abortion were, he said something like: "Well, bush is obviously incopetant in Iraq... blah blah...".

Also, something that I thiink PWNT Kerry. Listen to this:
Debates wrote: Kerry: You want to know why Bush is supporting the small businesses? He owns a small lumber company.
Bush: :watiff: Uhhh... I do? Well, that's news to me. Anybody want some lumber?
Kerry: *sits in the back smiling stupidly feeling more embarassed than ever*
Dear god, do you know how embarassing that'd be? Accusing Bush of "owning a lumber company" just to find out he doesn't. . .

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Post by Falco Girgis »

Hell yeah!
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Of course that is my answer..
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:boobies: David Bowie has my vote!
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What!!!
David Bowie?!?
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Post by Falco Girgis »

UMFIG! David Bowie!
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As i look over your sig, i realized what she was talking about.
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Post by MarauderIIC »

I'd say Kerry but he seems to attack Bush with false information a lot. That's the second time that I can remember. There were others as well, but I can't recall them right now.
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Post by Don Pwnious »

Why kerry??
I don't really like people who constantly say "I am a Vietnam Vet!!" :evil:
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I too watched the second debate... I about busted a gut when Kerry accused Bush of owning a lumber co. You know what? This forum poll should be: What do you think Kerry is smoking? Instead. :mrgreen:
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Post by MarauderIIC »

If he didn't seem so... falsely attacking... I'd vote Kerry if I could because he has a better science stance.

Not that I can vote, anyway. My 18th is Nov 21, 2 weeks and 3 days after election :(
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Post by Falco Girgis »

To tell you the truth, Bush is a douche bag too!
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Post by MarauderIIC »

Er, I'm a silly. Are the elections the 2nd or the 4th? :/
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No offence, Marauder, but i am glad you cannot vote.....Kerry should not get a vote from someone as respectable as yourself.

what kind of ass attacks with false info?

Making shit up is REALLY bad..x.x

Anyway, Marauder, does that mean that you're against the war in Iraq? And why would you go with Kerry?EVen though bush talks like a hick, so what? Atleast he doesn't accuse Kerry of owning a lumber mill.
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