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I've seen the YouTube version, and I think its hilarious!
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We need something to embed youtube. I've seen it in other boards, and consider what this board's based around, I think it would be a rather intelligent thing to incorporate.
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DJ Yoshi wrote:We need something to embed youtube. I've seen it in other boards, and consider what this board's based around, I think it would be a rather intelligent thing to incorporate.
agreed, that way instead of posting a link to the youtube nudity we can just put it here untill it is taken down :lol:
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Yeah, flash is disabled in our BBCode anyway, along with a lot of other useful things...
If you want the BBCode for YouTube Videos, here it is...

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[youtube]{TEXT}[/youtube]

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<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/{TEXT}&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/{TEXT}&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>
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[youtube]4pXfHLUlZf4[/youtube]
(That would be Jizz In My Pants lol love that video)
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(Already done edit: a few tag differences from where I got it from)
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Woot!
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Hrmm...works for me in FF, but not IE7. Is anyone else having an issue?
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trufun202 wrote:Hrmm...works for me in FF, but not IE7. Is anyone else having an issue?
Uhh... IE sucks LOL...
We need to make sure that the embedding code is from YouTube... mine would work fine...
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The different tag sets make it take forever to load and it screws up the page when it starts rendering. But it works in IE.
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Posting again, now that we have YouTube integration. Plus this still cracks me up. :lol:
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"It's so weird, it's like someone else is playing the game"
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trufun202 wrote:Rather that torture Marauder with another SNL topic, I'll just add to this one.

Alec Baldwin plays the Wii:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/57938/saturda ... s-p1-st-i0

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