Newbs Thread

[Moosader]

Maybe we should sticky this so I don't keep posting new ones whenever I get an email pissing me off.
I try to be patient, but sometimes people are just... too naive.

hello im trying to make a gaming website that has chess checkers poker blackjack and dominos and that also has a chat for players to chat with eachother and that also has a picture galery for players to post pics of themselfs but i have no idea where to start i tryed calling web desighners but they charge way to much and its not realy worth it for me to go with them because im not trying to make any money on this website so maybe you can give me an idea of where to start to make this website

thanks and god bless

I tell him that if he has no idea where to start, it's probably too big, and list out the types of things he'd need, not only to make the games, but the website, and the webhost and all that.

so do you need to buy software or download software to write the website and the games in the website or can you just write it with out any software and do you know any website where i can learn this kind of stuff

thank you very much sweety

*bangs head on desk*

[eatcomics]

at least this one sounds half way intelligent... not like smart but not a complete dumbass....

[JS Lemming]

I'd say he's a complete dumbass. He doesn't realize how oblivious he is. If you're too ignorant to form a google query then you don't belong anywhere near technology. Tell him to go widdle.

[K-Bal]

I get those everyday, too.

I have a series of german C++ tutorials on my channel

[aamesxdavid]

awww, he called you sweety.