Van Hellsing

Post by **Falco Girgis** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 6:20 am

Yes, everybody has been talking about this movie since god knows when. The only thing I've been hearing about at school is "OMFG! I saw Van Hellsing". So, I rented it.

This is what I thought. Firstly, I'm sure it made every gothic-ish person out there VERY happy. Dark Crusader, you enjoyed every second of that movie, didn't you?

I did like the mood of it, that was cast very well. The main character was allright. Nothing too special, but he wasn't really a douche. The main Chick was pretty overdone, she had on this tight ass black and red thing, skimpy clothes, and high heels? 0_o

We've grown so accustomed to our femanine stars dressing like that in horror films and actions that we just don't care anymore (Jill was awesome in RE: 3). Anyway, I bet every gothic kid wanted to hit that girl, etc...

Nice storyline, generally all good, but some parts were just completely overdone. For example, the scene with the bridge that was out. The horses are running straight for their doom. Now, I could of seen him take out a grapple or something and save them all in some sort of random dangerous way, but no. The horses JUMPED over the ~20+ gap. That was when I said "Good lord".

I love how the vampires die when you put holy water on them. That was just plain neat looking. What'd you guys think of the movie?

Dark Crusader · Post by **Dark Crusader** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 7:23 am

This is what I say: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Personaly I liked the vampire brides in human form better than the lady in the "Skimpy red thing".

Post by **Falco Girgis** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:37 pm

I'd rather do Jill from Resident Evil Nemisis than all of them simultaneously.

Don Pwnious · Post by **Don Pwnious** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:09 pm

lol, that movie was okay. I couldn't believe it when the horses did that. The only character in that movie that is cool was the pimp friar. He is hilarious.

Post by **Falco Girgis** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 3:46 pm

Hah, he saves a chick's life. Then she asks how she can ever repay him. He basically whipsers in her ear that he wants to do her. At first, she's a bit skeptical stating that "Aren't you a monk?". No, he replies, I'm only a friar, then he gets laid.

At one point the main guy says "Quit cussing, you're a monk."
He replies, "I'm only a friar. I can cuss all I want -- dammit!"

Dark Crusader · Post by **Dark Crusader** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:12 pm

Ohhhhh! You said a wordy derd! (dont ask me how to spell that.)

Whats with Jill? Yea she is hot but cumon! What about Ada? That asian babe made me cry when she died..... *SNIFF*

Post by **Falco Girgis** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:30 pm

When Ada died in RE: 2, the first thing I was thinking was DIE DIE! Then, I wanted to climb down from the research facility to see where she had broken her neck. I would of then jumped up and down on her until she was nothing but a mashed pulp of nothingness.

Ada was a spy who was just there to get the virus. Dat ho was using you the whole time. I'm glad she's dead. But yes, was definately worth of an :!!!!:

Dark Crusader · Post by **Dark Crusader** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:36 pm

Do you even listen to the game? Right beafor Ada dies she spilles the quetacential beens of her heart to Leon.......

Post by **Falco Girgis** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 8:39 pm

Sure, sure, the whore was only saying that so that you'd pull her back up and she could stab you in the back!

Dark Crusader · Post by **Dark Crusader** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 7:28 am

What are you talking about she let go of Leon. She could have pulled her self up but nooooo! She decided to fall.

Hmmm... I dont think this is on topic.

Post by **Falco Girgis** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 11:10 am

Oh? Since when are you required to stay on-topic in an off-topic discussion?

Don Pwnious · Post by **Don Pwnious** » Fri Nov 05, 2004 10:14 pm

umm.... i dont know a question that might not be answered

Dark Crusader · Post by **Dark Crusader** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:38 am

Hey Gyro stay off-topic!