Hardcore gamer drinks! Any gamer should read!

Post by **JS Lemming** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:28 am

showdin2 wrote:yeah who goddamn cares? So what if he did have a yugioh poster? just because yugioh isn't popular doesn't mean he is unrespectable because he has a stupid poster! what has this judgemental world come too? |):

You could have just said you were a yu-ga-yo fan showdin.

showdin2 · Post by **showdin2** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:35 am

say whatever stuffyou wantI don't care if people think I like whatever including yughioh it doesn't matter anyway!

|):

Post by **Falco Girgis** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:38 pm

So be it, Showdin and I can be falsely accused and prejudged Yu-Gi-Oh! fans together!

|):

Am I the only one that notices that Krystal Kirby posts here like once a month, then she comes back a month later with another excuse of why she stopped posting? She never posts more than once a month.

Who here besides me has lost respect?

Post by **MarauderIIC** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:23 pm

That was so nice of you.

Post by **Falco Girgis** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 5:02 pm

Well, she's my cousin.

Post by **MarauderIIC** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 10:22 pm

I'm glad I'm not a member of your family. :)))

Showdin · Post by **Showdin** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 9:30 am

I am proud to be a part of his family (although I am not genically speaking his brother) but if I could live with them I would fistfight with arce and play funny jokes on him!

Post by **Falco Girgis** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:04 pm

I don't think that anybody here (except for Hyper Shadow, Showdin, Coal, and Arce) have a right to judge me from locking Krystal Kirby's topic.

You don't know my cousin (brittany). She thinks these forums are a way for her pubescing self to get a quick net boyfriend or hit on guys. This is a serious development site. I have nothing against the wierdos that only come here to post in our general-off topic. The thing is that she posted and then she acts like "Oh, I have no clue why you posted here". Does that not generally say that you shouldn't post because she just said there was no point? Is that not stupid? She just thinks that kind of obnoxious behavior is hot. So I simply lock...

YOu know what, if you don't like how I act towards Krystal Kirby... umm... deal with it. Showdin, Arce, somebody who actually knows her, tell the good people what she's REALLY like.

Post by **JS Lemming** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:54 pm

obnoxious behavior is hot. So I simply lock...

WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! Hold the phone! MAN!!!!! Did that rhyme or what!!!!! Come on YES! Chu-Ching!!!!!!!!

Hrrrmm.... now that I look at it. Maybe it doesn't rhyme...

Post by **Falco Girgis** » Thu Dec 02, 2004 8:31 pm

JSL, I had always thought rhyming was easy. Picking them out should be easier. Congrats, you've finally found the first thing that I can't decide if it rhymes. :watiff:

Post by **Falco Girgis** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:16 am

Everybody that considers themself a gamer knows how it is like to be sleepy. You die lots and lots and lots of times (especially during poke'mon), you wake up 12 hours later with your gameboy in your hands. Whether you need the energy to beat the hell out of that big dude on level 6, or you just need a refreshing beverage, I'm declaring these VERY respectable beverages "Official Chaos Rift Gaming Drinks".

I'll introduce you to them.

Gaming Drink #1: Bawls
Every gamer here should know what this is. If you don't go out and buy a case from CompUSA or even if you do, go buy some. These are THE gaming drinks. As a matter of fact, they're the only drinks ever made that are actually made for gaming. The caffeine levels in these drinks are so amazingly high that it is a health hazard to drink over 2 bottles in a day (I've had 7 before). You can litterally feel your heart speed up after taking a couple swigs.

Gaming Drink #2: Japanese Ramune Drinks
Most of you have probably never even heard of these. I live right by an international food market store that sells these. I'm so lucky. These drinks are very popular in Japan, and are extremely awesome.

You open them in a unique way. There is a glass marble blocking the openning in the mouth to keep it closed. It is held there by the carbonation. There is a green openner that you push the marble down with and it opens your beverage. The marble is suspended inside the bottle by two petrusions. It is insanely awesome, and after you're done drinking it you can put it up on display like a lavalamp or something. This drink is DEFINATELY a hardcore gamer drink.

Gaming Drink #3: Jumex Fruit Nectar
No, they aren't caffeinated, but DAMN they are SO good. They are also extremely healthy. They are sweet nectar drinks of all of your favorite fruits. God, serve one of these chilled and you'll be so refreshed to play Gauntlet 2 all night.

Gaming Drink #4: Starbucks Frappuccino
These are like chilled coffees with lots of creamy milk. They are so soothing and good. Also, they are highly caffeinated. The rich, creamy, cold, soothing drink flowing down my throat, AHHHH!

Now, you've seen the extreme gaming drinks of TheChaosRift. It is now up to you to go out and collect/buy them. Lemme know what you think. These are the greatest drinks ever. I don't know what I'd do without them.

I'm constantly caffeine high nowadays. Today is Thanksgiving and I had 2 Bawls with my meal. I'm so bloated, but I'm bouncing up and down. I think I'll kill myself...!

So here, my highly caffeinated beverage collection:

That is me weilding a Bawls and Ramune drink in either hand in a frenzy of caffeine high rage in front of my Bawls/Ramune/Frappuccino collection. Yes, I am aware that I have no Jumex. Beleive it or not, Drakor, Hyper Shadow, and I have yet to find a store near by that sells them.

Thats actually really strange considering they're not rare at all. For you guys, that should be the easiest you can acquire. Frappuccinos are easy too. Bawls and Ramune are going to be HARD to obtain.

So go on, buy yourself some gaming drinks!!!!111oneone

Post by **JS Lemming** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 7:31 am

It all depends on how fast you say the words.

Dark Crusader · Post by **Dark Crusader** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 7:43 am

Suddenly hard core rap comes on and the X-treeeem rapp'r $1.50 cent says Obnoxious behavior is hot! So I simply lock! :foshizzle:

Showdin · Post by **Showdin** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:00 pm

LOL, yeah themz damn rappaz

Post by **Falco Girgis** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:38 pm

When I become rich and famous and make Doom 10 or something, the enimies will not be the undead fiendish demons. They'll be people like eminem and them other rapperz.