Bored With PCs, Bill Gates Wants To Control the Weather

[Spikey]

Microsoft’s chairman is part of a joint patent filing for using fleets of vessels to stop hurricanes via geoengineering

Jeremy Hsu
Popular Science
Saturday, July 11, 2009

Bill Gates’ Plan to Stop Hurricanes: A diagram from one of the newly disclosed Gates and Myhrvold patent filings, depicting a deployment of hurricane-supression vessels in the Gulf of Mexico. via TechFlash

Truly this is the age of Greenfinger: Billionaire Bill Gates has patented the idea to halt hurricanes by decreasing the surface temperature of the ocean.
The patent calls for a large fleet of specially equipped ships which would mix warm water from the ocean surface with colder water down below, according to five new patents that include Microsoft’s chairman as a co-inventor. That could then reduce or perhaps eliminate the heat-driven condensation which hurricanes feed upon, thus significantly reducing their intensity.

Patent-watcher “theodp” first spotted the new patent filings, and told TechFlash that the scheme reminded him of something Mr. Burns might have concocted in “The Simpsons” — if the fictional industrialist hadn’t already blown his master plan on blocking out the sun.

The hurricane-stopper plan apparently hatched from a meeting of Intellectual Ventures, a patent house which regularly gathers scientists and technologists to brainstorm together. TechFlash notes that the official filings came through an Intellectual Ventures affiliate, Searete LLC.


Full Article: http://www.popsci.com/scitech/article/2 ... plan?page=

[davidthefat]

Microsoft’s chairman is part of a joint patent filing for using fleets of vessels to stop hurricanes via geoengineering

Jeremy Hsu
Popular Science
Saturday, July 11, 2009

Bill Gates’ Plan to Stop Hurricanes: A diagram from one of the newly disclosed Gates and Myhrvold patent filings, depicting a deployment of hurricane-supression vessels in the Gulf of Mexico. via TechFlash

Truly this is the age of Greenfinger: Billionaire Bill Gates has patented the idea to halt hurricanes by decreasing the surface temperature of the ocean.
The patent calls for a large fleet of specially equipped ships which would mix warm water from the ocean surface with colder water down below, according to five new patents that include Microsoft’s chairman as a co-inventor. That could then reduce or perhaps eliminate the heat-driven condensation which hurricanes feed upon, thus significantly reducing their intensity.

Patent-watcher “theodp” first spotted the new patent filings, and told TechFlash that the scheme reminded him of something Mr. Burns might have concocted in “The Simpsons” — if the fictional industrialist hadn’t already blown his master plan on blocking out the sun.

The hurricane-stopper plan apparently hatched from a meeting of Intellectual Ventures, a patent house which regularly gathers scientists and technologists to brainstorm together. TechFlash notes that the official filings came through an Intellectual Ventures affiliate, Searete LLC.


Full Article: http://www.popsci.com/scitech/article/2 ... plan?page=

I mean people were already trying to stop hurricanes with airplane wernt they? Like they go super sonic speed in the opposite direction of the hurricane or something

[avansc]

did you really just say that?

[davidthefat]

did you really just say that?

Yea... It was in the sciene magazine...


nvm... I read it wrong... they use the planes to learn more about the structure of the hurricanes...

[dandymcgee]

I mean people were already trying to stop hurricanes with airplane wernt they? Like they go super sonic speed in the opposite direction of the hurricane or something

did you really just say that?

Yea... It was in the sciene magazine...

nvm... I read it wrong... they use the planes to learn more about the structure of the hurricanes...

Haha.

[XianForce]

did you really just say that?

Yea... It was in the sciene magazine...


nvm... I read it wrong... they use the planes to learn more about the structure of the hurricanes...

I lol'ed so hard

[Netwatcher]

Interactive weather anyone?

Now we're gonna see how a real Ion storm looks like

[aamesxdavid]

did you really just say that?

Yea... It was in the sciene magazine...


nvm... I read it wrong... they use the planes to learn more about the structure of the hurricanes...

No, I think you were getting it confused with Superman flying around the world at super sonic speed to reverse time.. which actually happened. You probably don't remember it, because it hasn't happened yet.

...I think I just wrote the next season of Lost...