Listen to Peter.

Post by **JS Lemming** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 7:17 pm

Yep.... I was getting kinda bored. So, everyone should listen to the wisdom that is Peter, the incredible real artificial talking man.

http://www.thechaosrift.com/JSLemming/Peter.mp3

Krystal Kirby · Post by **Krystal Kirby** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 2:47 pm

What the hell???

spideyspiderman2000 · Post by **spideyspiderman2000** » Sun Dec 19, 2004 7:02 pm

And this was necessary because... [finish sentence. I'm too lazy and stupid to finish it]

Post by **JS Lemming** » Mon Dec 20, 2004 6:03 pm

spideyspiderman2000 wrote:And this was necessary because... [finish sentence. I'm too lazy and stupid to finish it]

Whats unnecessary about it? Peter is simply recapping the events of the day. Its just like the incredible HULK. See, most people believe that his name is HULK, but in reality it is HULM. It stands for Huge Ugly Looming Man. What did you think Peter stood for?

Post by **JS Lemming** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 2:45 pm

WHOA! Okay, I just realized why spideyspiderman2000 said that. I wasn't thinking. spideyspiderman2000, I swear I didn't mean to insult you. See, the first five words from Peter stated that you had a Geno with no arms. Then I switched to a different topic directed to the general public of nonprogrammers. It was completely random. BUT, I was stupid enough to use the pronoun "you" throughout Peter's speech. Which gave the impression that I was calling you a re-ta-ded fool. I'm So very sorry!!! My apalogies to everyone especialy spideyspiderman2000.

I guess its time we say goodbye to Peter... the incredible real artificial talking man....

spideyspiderman2000 · Post by **spideyspiderman2000** » Tue Dec 21, 2004 3:13 pm

That's OK. It wasn't that bad, just a little hurtful. I'm good though. :D

Post by **MarauderIIC** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 3:48 am

http://marauderiic.kicks-ass.net/music/ ... 20myke.mp3

a personal "letter" a friend wrote to a friend who then sent it to me
'...because hearing the text-to-speech converter swear is funny'

If you can't understand it:

the mp3 said, not wrote: yo bitch, whats up
hows life in the middle of nowhere?
i tried to send you a message but it got booted back to me. oh well, my computer probably fucked the poop(?) and didnt send the fucking thing.
aint that the shits?
so now i shall resend this to you because hearing text to speech converter swear is funny
i dont think its possible to say that i have flaming shit spewing from my gaping asshole with my cock down a chicken's throat without laughing.
what do you think?
so anyway, did you want to come out here tuesday morning?
we're going to hit the bars that and night after work to celebrate my 20th birthday (canadians). i could come pick your ass up that morning and drop you off sometime on wednesday.
just dont spew on my wall and peel the paint off of it again or i shall have to attach jumper cables to your dick and plug you into my car while i stick flaming pokers into your rectum.
see how funny that sounded?
i totally understand what you mean about final fantasy three.
it must be nice to live out in the midst of nowhere.
growing any good weeeeeeed?
if so you must bring some.
well dude i had better not make this any longer becooz you have a pissy little hotmail account that can only handle little puny things
mail me and let me know you filthy whore

your pal,
deuce

ps
bitches love me because they know that i can rock
bitches love me because they know that i can run
bitches love me because they know that i can fuck
bitches love me because they know that i am on time
doo doo
throughout the projects

Orgodemirk · Post by **Orgodemirk** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 3:49 pm

What the hell?

Post by **Falco Girgis** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 4:58 pm