CornBritches and Tea

Post by **Falco Girgis** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 7:30 pm

That's right. The official meal of champions (that'd be Hyper Shadow and I) is CornBritches and Tea.

For those of you that are saying "CornBritches? WTF!?", you might know CornBritches as "Corn Dogs". We've just adopted the new name on account of its sheer respectability.

As far as tea goes, both Hyper Shadow and I have subliminally become addicts with our high caffeine addiction. So yes, tea is a very respectable part of the meal.

So remember, the next time you want to have a nicely balanced, nutritious meal, bust out the CornBritches and Tea, a meal for champions!

Post by **Falco Girgis** » Sun Jan 02, 2005 8:13 pm

This meal is so important that I felt it imperative to post an adjoining picture so you can see it:

Showdin · Post by **Showdin** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 9:40 am

:guffaw: OMG! That is so kewl! I thionk I will stock myself up on corn britches and I already have tea.
:asshole: I know that was pretty random but I felt like putting it.

Post by **JS Lemming** » Mon Jan 03, 2005 7:15 pm

Yes corn britches are teh goodzor. Dohwaga! But I can't stand tea.

Showdin · Post by **Showdin** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 4:46 pm

Oh my god how can you hate tea! I have been a tea whore since like 4 years ago!

Post by **Falco Girgis** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:02 pm

Dude, tea = t3h 1337.

Something must be wrong with JSL.

Post by **JS Lemming** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:44 pm

Let me guess... you guys like coffee too? When will you learn that watered down beans are evil?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:08 pm

There is a difference between liking and drinking. I drink it, but do not like it. (With an exception to Frappicino). It has caffeine! And there just doesn't seem to be enough bawls to go around now in days.

Post by **Falco Girgis** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:13 pm

I'm cool with coffee.

Post by **JS Lemming** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:14 am

why don't you guys just take caffeine pills.. you crazy adicts.

Showdin · Post by **Showdin** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:29 am

I love coffee. (any kind as long as it has a little sweetener) And I don't think you can purchase caffeine pills until you are like 18. And I wouldn't buy them anyway because what wil come next? amphedimines?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:17 am

I wouldn't take them after that sickning caffiene class a student gave. She told us how the billions of good things can come from caffeine, then told us that caffeine pills are EVIL and showed some rather graphical dead people. x.x Anyway, the ONLY reason I don't like coffee is the fact that it makes it feel like your teeth are decaying until you brush them. It was super funny when we'd goto kroger and drink all their free coffee! Especially in school hours while the movers were packing up our house's things, we'd go there and guzzle all their coffee, and have the workers just stare at us all day. LOL

Post by **Falco Girgis** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:03 pm

I'm actually more than "cool with coffee". I love coffee. I love tea. I thought I was gonna die the other day. It was exam day, and Drakor and I had TOO much caffiene.

Here was my caffiene intake before exams:

My caffiene intake wrote: 1) Pepsi
2) Tea
3) Coffee
4) Tea that Drakor and I spiked with Bacchus-X high-energy drink.

I swear to god. It was all cool, but then. I started to sweat really bad. I could just feel my internal framerate speed up. I couldn't concentrate on the smallest things. I was just shaking. I could barely write I was shaking so damn much. I was SO close to running out screaming.

Yep, that was during Chemistry exams. I was answering questions SO fast. I swear, it ups your reaction time. But if I saw a question or something that required thinking, I could just not do it. I couldn't concentrate on one thing for a while.

I was so scared. I swear to god I thought I might die.

Caffeine is god's gift to man.

Showdin · Post by **Showdin** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:20 pm

lol, you said it dude.

Post by **JS Lemming** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:51 pm

I swear I didn't know that caffeine pills actually existed. Wierd.