The 9th Grade

[TiredSikTwisted]

I was talking to Arse and he suggested I put this up. I thought it was an interesting conversation. Sorry if I broke any rules by posting it.

(19:31:58) Me: It sucks in 9th grade man
(19:32:13) Me: All the nice girls you know will be pissy once a month
(19:32:22) Arce: LOL
(19:33:11) Me: Your cool with them one day then the next they tell you they don't feel good and you say, "You don't look like you are doing so well, call your parents" then they go off on you "ARE J00 SAYING I'M OOGLY?!?!!?!?!!?!?1/1/1/11/oneslash"
(19:33:43) Me: It's really hard to say something without messing up
(19:33:49) Me: So you have to think long and hard
(19:33:58) Arce: x.x
(19:34:06) Me: I spent 5 minutes thinking of the best way to ask a girl for a dollar
(19:34:11) Me: Thought I had it right
(19:34:15) Me: Went to a girl I knew
(19:34:26) Me: Asked, "Would you mind giving me a dollar?"
(19:34:44) Me: Reply, "WHAT?! YOU THINK I AM SOME SLUT WITH MONEY?! YOUR SO MEAN!"
(19:34:51) Arce: LMAO
(19:34:52) Me: It's a jungle
(19:35:07) Arce: OMG, LOL
(19:35:21) Me: They need to make a relationship obituary
(19:35:28) Me: For all the couples that broke up
(19:35:41) Me: You would see half the 9th grade there
(19:35:48) Me: Then the lasting relationships
(19:35:54) Me: All you would see on there are lesbians
(19:36:05) Me: They go on their periods the same time
(19:36:14) Me: And they like that rough raunchy stuff
(19:36:32) Me: So they have fun while the Dudes and Dudettes break up
(19:36:33) Arce: Omg, lesbians in 9th grade?
(19:36:39) Me: Heck yeah man
(19:36:49) Arce: Woah, now that's a change
(19:36:52) Me: And they aren't the hot ones normal people think about
(19:37:03) Me: The aren't the best looking ladies in the school
(19:37:30) Arce: Still, I wouldn't expect to find lesbians until 10th or 11th
(19:37:37) Me: Nah
(19:37:40) Me: They start at 8th
(19:37:50) Me: But keep it on the DL
(19:38:36) Me: Most of them are emo too
(19:38:45) Me: Actually all of them are emo or punk
(19:38:47) Me: or goth
(19:38:55) Arce: Yeah, I keep hearing about themz emo people
(19:39:16) Me: They must have sucked at connect the dots because they don't know what goes where..
(19:39:34) Arce: LOL
(19:39:53) Me: Creeps me out
(19:40:07) Me: My friend and I watch out in the halls
(19:40:19) Me: It's like "Emo to your 6:00"
(19:40:35) Me: "I have spotted him, evasive maneuvers."
(19:40:41) Me: "Rgr th@t"
(19:40:49) Arce: LOL
(19:40:50) Me: -stick to the wall-
(19:40:59) Me: "We lost them"
(19:41:07) Arce: Bust out military tactics to avoid themz emo people
(19:41:09) Me: "We PWN j00 Em0!
(19:41:10) Me: :
(19:41:11) Me: "
(19:41:45) Me: It's like, "Emo dude to your 7:00!"
(19:41:55) Me: "Shit I can't shake him! I am in a crowd"
(19:42:03) Me: "EJECT EJECT EJECT!"
(19:42:14) Me: "I can't!"
(19:42:31) Me: "Hurry man, he looks like he is getting some ideas!"
(19:42:38) Me: "Back me up!"
(19:42:59) Me: -emo kid bumps into-
(19:43:04) Me: -trips and falls-
(19:43:08) Me: -feels violated-
(19:43:12) Arce: OHH SHIT! I'VE BEEN HIT!
(19:43:14) Arce: lol
(19:43:26) Me: "Damn man, he rubbed against your butt..."
(19:43:30) Me: -explodes-
(19:43:36) Arce: LMAO
(19:43:52) Arce: You've gotta post that on the forumz.

[Wutai]

Were you actually running around in the halls and making airplane noises?

[TiredSikTwisted]

lmao, nah, my friend and I were talking about that and joking around.

[spideyspiderman2000]

Damn you have a lot of free time on your hands.