Elysian Shadows

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:47 pm**

Holy Crap. I'm posting from the schools computer!!!

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:30 pm**

Holy crap! I'm posting from a particular 128-bit white box...

You get 3 guesses.

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:20 pm**

Saturn? wait no thats not 128bit

Dreamcast.

Posted: **Thu Sep 08, 2005 9:11 pm**

The treasure is mine forever!

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:32 am**

Damn. My first efforts didn't kill him!

*hits Wutai with a shovel again*

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:06 am**

The Drew Carey Show (sorta) wrote:You have.... 15 new messages.
Hey Drew, it's your mom.. I was --beep-- Next, message.
Larry: Drew, that memo you signed, just letting you know, we all hate you now--beep-- Next, message.
Mimi: diediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediediedi--beep-- Next, message.
Mimi: diediediediediediediediediediediediediedied--beep-- Next, message.
Mimi: diediediedied--beep--All messages, erased.

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2005 3:18 pm**

Pirates always wear metal headbands to keep the sweat out of their eyes!

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:10 pm**

Sinks Wutai's ship in the atlantic where he and his crew are quickly devoured by sharks.

Posted: **Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:17 pm**

diediediediediediedie....

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2005 6:47 am**

Saying diediediediediediediediediediediediedie won't save you...

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2005 11:29 am**

The only way to kill a pirate from the future is to hit him with the moon.

(for those of you that haven't seen "How To Kill A Mockingbird," you need to)

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:06 pm**

I guess you kill a mockingbird by mockin it to death. Lol!

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:07 pm**

LOL! NO!

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:19 pm**

Right...

*Hits Wutai with the moon*

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2005 1:18 pm**

Kills the moon with a Potato tied to a chair.

Elysian Shadows

Random story of a videogame with a few minor alterations.