kill me

[Kcirtap1990]

OKAY, FROM THIS POINT FORWARD.

If you wish to copy Falco's homework:

1) You are a male: Go fuck yourself

2) You are a female: You owe me sex.

I'm so sick of bitches wanting my Cal C and Differential Equations homework already. But I'm sure we can come to an agreement.

What always drove me crazy was when ppl in my CS classes would bitch about a programming assignment, and want me to tell them how to do it.

I'm like, WTF do you think you're going to do with your degree?!?

A lot of people end up in a CS Major thinking that they are going to put computers together for a living.

[Falco Girgis]

OKAY, FROM THIS POINT FORWARD.

If you wish to copy Falco's homework:

1) You are a male: Go fuck yourself

2) You are a female: You owe me sex.

I'm so sick of bitches wanting my Cal C and Differential Equations homework already. But I'm sure we can come to an agreement.

What always drove me crazy was when ppl in my CS classes would bitch about a programming assignment, and want me to tell them how to do it.

I'm like, WTF do you think you're going to do with your degree?!?

A lot of people end up in a CS Major thinking that they are going to put computers together for a living.

...and wind up making burgers or (for the smartest of the idiots) switching to a business major.

[trufun202]

and wind up making burgers or (for the smartest of the idiots) switching to a business major.

My calculus teacher had a joke about that...

"Whats the limit of CS Major as GPA approaches 0? ... Business."

[sparda]

A lot of people end up in a CS Major thinking that they are going to put computers together for a living.

Fair enough. On that note: a lot of computer engineering majors think they are going to get rich through their profession, which is far from the truth.

To engineering majors: I'll see you at burger king

[Falco Girgis]

Yes, making love to the hot cashier girl in the janitor's closet.

...after I seduce her with my engineering paycheck

...but yeah, there's almost no difference in salary between Computer Science and Engineering professions. I'm not even sure what constitutes the blurry line between Software Engineering and CS, because I'm sure most of you are going to work as software engineers anyway.

[eatcomics]

I'm on border line between CE and CS I would like to do both but I don't know which one I would rather do as a profession... I'm starting to lean toward CS though, sorry falco....

[sparda]

I'm starting to lean toward CS though, sorry falco....

Haha, YES!

One for sparda Zero for falco.

eatcomics, its very straight forward:

CE: burger king

CS: all of your dreams fulfilled.

Simple enough huh?

[Falco Girgis]

Well, considering that CE is Civil Engineering, not Computer Engineering, I have no problem with the preceding statements.

It's CPE, smartass. You all fail. Clearly the CS major working its magic.

[sparda]

Sorry Falco, my mistake with the acronym. Here, fixed:

CPE: Making love at Burger King to the hot cashier boy in the janitor's closet

CS: All of your dreams fulfilled.

Simple enough, huh?

[M_D_K]

Sorry Falco, my mistake with the acronym. Here, fixed:

CPE: Making love at Burger King to the hot cashier girl with big tits in the janitor's closet

CS: All of your dreams fulfilled.

Simple enough, huh?

fix'd

[Kcirtap1990]

Sorry Falco, my mistake with the acronym. Here, fixed:

CPE: Masturbating alone.

CS: Masturbating alone.

Simple enough, huh?

Fix'd better.

[eatcomics]

Sorry Falco, my mistake with the acronym. Here, fixed:

CPE: Masturbating alone.

CS: Masturbating alone.

Simple enough, huh?

Fix'd better.

lol...

[Falco Girgis]

Sorry Falco, my mistake with the acronym. Here, fixed:

CPE: Masturbating alone.

CS: Masturbating alone.

Simple enough, huh?

Fix'd better.

So then what's your major? 0_o

[Arce]

Should be: "You are a male: You owe me money so I can get sex."

Falco doesn't buy sex. Duh.

You're right--he warzes it.

[Kcirtap1990]

Sorry Falco, my mistake with the acronym. Here, fixed:

CPE: Masturbating alone.

CS: Masturbating alone.

Simple enough, huh?

Fix'd better.

So then what's your major? 0_o

...
Let's just say I'm in high school for 5 more months.