Elysian Shadows

One day an _adjective_ programmer named _proper noun_
tried to develop the next big _noun_. His endeavors were
far too _adjective_ so he decided to _verb_ instead.
This lead him down a long dark path of _noun_ and
_verb_ing. _proper noun_ was never the same again.

One day a chunky programmer named Karl
tried to develop the next big pyramid. His endeavors were
far too soft so he decided to break instead.
This lead him down a long dark path of pudding and
dodging. The Queen was never the same again.

That was a bad one. :P