Everybody that considers themself a gamer knows how it is like to be sleepy. You die lots and lots and lots of times (especially during poke'mon), you wake up 12 hours later with your gameboy in your hands. Whether you need the energy to beat the hell out of that big dude on level 6, or you just need a refreshing beverage, I'm declaring these VERY respectable beverages "Official Chaos Rift Gaming Drinks".
I'll introduce you to them.
Gaming Drink #1: Bawls
Every gamer here should know what this is. If you don't go out and buy a case from CompUSA or even if you do, go buy some. These are THE gaming drinks. As a matter of fact, they're the only drinks ever made that are actually made for gaming. The caffeine levels in these drinks are so amazingly high that it is a health hazard to drink over 2 bottles in a day (I've had 7 before). You can litterally feel your heart speed up after taking a couple swigs.
Gaming Drink #2: Japanese Ramune Drinks
Most of you have probably never even heard of these. I live right by an international food market store that sells these. I'm so lucky. These drinks are very popular in Japan, and are extremely awesome.
You open them in a unique way. There is a glass marble blocking the openning in the mouth to keep it closed. It is held there by the carbonation. There is a green openner that you push the marble down with and it opens your beverage. The marble is suspended inside the bottle by two petrusions. It is insanely awesome, and after you're done drinking it you can put it up on display like a lavalamp or something. This drink is DEFINATELY a hardcore gamer drink.
Gaming Drink #3: Jumex Fruit Nectar
No, they aren't caffeinated, but DAMN they are SO good. They are also extremely healthy. They are sweet nectar drinks of all of your favorite fruits. God, serve one of these chilled and you'll be so refreshed to play Gauntlet 2 all night.
Gaming Drink #4: Starbucks Frappuccino
These are like chilled coffees with lots of creamy milk. They are so soothing and good. Also, they are highly caffeinated. The rich, creamy, cold, soothing drink flowing down my throat, AHHHH!
Now, you've seen the extreme gaming drinks of TheChaosRift. It is now up to you to go out and collect/buy them. Lemme know what you think. These are the greatest drinks ever. I don't know what I'd do without them.
I'm constantly caffeine high nowadays. Today is Thanksgiving and I had 2 Bawls with my meal. I'm so bloated, but I'm bouncing up and down. I think I'll kill myself...!
So here, my highly caffeinated beverage collection:
That is me weilding a Bawls and Ramune drink in either hand in a frenzy of caffeine high rage in front of my Bawls/Ramune/Frappuccino collection. Yes, I am aware that I have no Jumex. Beleive it or not, Drakor, Hyper Shadow, and I have yet to find a store near by that sells them.
Thats actually really strange considering they're not rare at all. For you guys, that should be the easiest you can acquire. Frappuccinos are easy too. Bawls and Ramune are going to be HARD to obtain.
So go on, buy yourself some gaming drinks!!!!111oneone