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You can't hit me with the moon without all of the nukes on the planet!

You fail!
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Oh yeah well I can kill your gay moon easily i will be right back.


*Marx Chaotix walks over to DR. Robotnik's house.* Hey man may I borrow Death Egg real quick? Oh you meen my planet destroying battleship sure. But only if you don't scratch it up also it will cost you 500 donuts and 18 packs of bawls. OH god dammit fine!Ok then all I have to do now is use it on the moon and I win HAHAHA. :twisted: GAME OVER
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No, you aren't even one of the awesome warriors of doom.

This means that you just want to be important. You ARE NOT important.



You can be the waterboy.
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You can be my lacky. Oh and do you honestly think I am trying to be importan?.
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Read, the first post on the first page. You are t3h excluded!
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So could I use my corporate connections to tie you to a spaceship which then crashes with you squished between the ship and the moon?

EDIT: Should -> could
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Hey Wutai he is talking to you.
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Marx Chaotix wrote:Hey Wutai he is talking to you.
Ooh! You get food today!


You could kill me like that, but you'd have to find me first.

*sticks a gun in Marauder's mouth.*
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Yes but spideyspiderman is sneaking up behind you! LOOKOUT
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*Grabs Wutai and ties him to a rocket* T3h rockey blasts off, explodes on the moon, and hits Marx at the same time.


PWNT!!!!!!111
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This can't go on much longer.. Somebody needs to go ahead and make a game with our characters. Then we could have real tournaments. ONLINE!

We're suposed to be learning Java in this class I'm posting from... but we're not doing sqwat. If I ever learn (on my own) I'd make a cheap'o'fighter for us.

PS: I might actually learn on my own IF the darn compiler even worked. But no, these POS Macs can't to crap...
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Piece of Shellfish?
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No.... POS. Google defines it nicely.
Google define:POS wrote:A hybrid network model that combines features of HMOs, IPAs, and PPOs. Like an HMO, IPA, or PPO, the patient only pays a co-payment or low co-insurance for contracted services within a network of preferred providers for what is termed in-network care. However, like traditional fee-for-service insurance, enrollees have the flexibility to seek out-of-network care under the terms of traditional indemnity plans with a deductible and a percentage co-insurance charge.
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spideyspiderman2000 wrote:*Grabs Wutai and ties him to a rocket* T3h rockey blasts off, explodes on the moon, and hits Marx at the same time.


PWNT!!!!!!111
OH GOD DAMB IT! I promised i wouldn't dent Death Egg.

*Marx Chaotix walks over to Robotnik's house sorry man but, I uhh.. how can I say it lets just say that that death Egg no longer exists. "What do you mean?" DR. Robotnik look s outside and sees Wutai on a rocket and the rocket explodes Death Egg. Dr. Robotnik makes a pissed off look. "NOOO!!!"
"Hey ait a minute why should I care the insurance company will pay pay me for the damage also Death Egg was worth like $5,000,000.00 dollars." Robotnik walks off happy.
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Marx Chaotix wrote:OH GOD DAMB IT!
Not really sure what that means. Damb it? I'm clueless.

JSL, you are stupad.

*travels back in time before he was on the rocket and hides in a box*
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