1) you haven't got sufficient knowledge over the bible to make the assumptions you did
What kind of knowledge do I need? Do you need to know Santa Clause's fucking chemical composition and the molecular structure of his asshole to say that he isn't real? Try coming up with something better.
2) You pulled -blam!- out of context
Hey! You really are a Christian! Because that's the same shit every single one of them will give you when you find one of the thousands of quotes that make them look bad (aka the entire bible). Don't give me that shit, and go work on a better excuse.
3) you're too stupid to realize the difference between parables and life
And
you are too stupid to realize the difference between life and a 2000 year old book full of bullshit.
4) You can't seem to understand that the bible was written by man, not god, and thus contains human error
I hope this was a joke. Trust me, I of
all people realize that the Bible is the work of
man and not god. Why? Because I don't fucking believe in god, moron. Human error is the least of its inaccuracies. Human
bullshit is more like it.
5) the bible has existed for hundreds of years, and through translations and other -blam!-, contradictions were formed. You can't dismiss a whole book because some lame-ass publishing company underpaid their Latin translators
But you
can dismiss a whole book, because it is supposedly the word of some imaginary fellow that created the universe and everything in it, and this particular book contradicts every shred of scientific knowledge known to man. Oh, and this god is a major douche.
6) you're too close minded to look at the millions of different intrepretations of bible stories; instead you take it to mean one thing, then bash on it simply because your own intrepretation is ass. If you intrepret the bible as depicting god as a killer, then that's your fault, not Christianty's. There's a -KAZAAM!-ing millions denomintations, you can't judge them all without being exposed to various ones--The way you intreprit the Bible isn't the way most Christians do, so don't act like it is
You think I'm actually going to take the time to look at different interpretations? How about if I were to tell you that there's a thousand different interpretations of Santa Clause. Then when you refused to look at them and call Santa fake, I call you a closed-minded prick. Quit being a hypocrite and a dick, dick.
7) Your biased against many Christians who are willing to talk about religion simply because the majority of them you are exposed to are the douche bags who try to convert you and cramb their lame ass excuses of an intrepretation down your ass. Not all are like that, don't act like they are.
Hrrrrm, lemme think for a minute...
yes. Is there anything wrong with that? I'm also biased against Christianity for a few other reasons... like... it's bullshit?
Note how he hasn't reined fire on us in a while? When was the last time you saw salt pillars walking around? I haven't heard of new oceans recently...
Really? Not only that, but I haven't seen any shred of proof that a god exists like... ever? Quit proving my point correct and yours wrong. This is supposed to be a flame war, at least make me earn my verbal rape.
How come the Nazis didn't errupt in flames for being corrupt, or drown in a large ocean? People today are capable of being far more wicked than in the olden days--Back then they didn't have atomic bombs or gas chambers
Yeah... lemme think on that one for a minute. OH! OH! I got it! BECAUSE THERE IS NO GOD.
o, if the world is filled with wicked men, and we're not all being incinerated like in the Old Testament, then WTF? Why would a god kill millions when surely there are people present day more deserving of death?
Simply put: Gyro's a moron. God didn't kill those men because they were wicked.
You know what? You're right. God
didn't kill those men. Why? BECAUSE HE DOESN'T FUCKING EXIST. I mean seriously, in my sarcasm, did you interpret that I actually think god
did kill them all? My point was that god hasn't, won't, and never will do shit, because he doesn't exist.
God wasn't 'sick' in killing a civilization and starting a new; he gave them all a chance, and they had far more than a book to prove his existence.
So let me get this straight. Some fellow claiming to be my creator and god tells me to repent for my sins and worship him. I think that I'm going to be inclined to say no. So what does he do? He goes off and kills all of them. How does that not sound sick to you? That's petty murder. Your god is a petty fucking murderer, and you see nothing wrong with that. That's sick.
They knew, we don't. God essentially showed man he existed. Today, god has chosen not to do so.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't exist, I would choose not to present myself to the world as well.
God is a loving and fair one--He is not going to cause Hitler to errupt into flames yet--He didn't decend from heaven, go up to Hitler and say, "Dude, repent or I kill you," like he did in the olden days to all the men he destroyed. At this point in time, men are allowed to do as they please, and disobey god without punishment, simply because at this time he hasn't revealed himself.
Did I miss something? I haven't seen him do anything loving or fair yet. You're right. He hasn't descended from heaven and done anything. So he's sitting on his lazy ass on a golden throne in the clouds watching the suffering of humanity and doing nothing? That in itself is sick.
The moon will turn blood red. The plagues of egypt will decend on the world, and Jesus will return. There will be death and destruction everywhere. It will rain fire, and many, many people will perish.
Wow, I didn't even think you were that low in your Christian beliefs. Now you're a literal interpreter. You interpret things literally and loosely, pretty hypocritical. That whole blood and plagues of Egypt thing sounds pretty tight. Sounds like the script to the Mummy 3. As long as they get Rachel Weisz back (oh my god, don't you just want to squeeze those titties?) count me in. I'll have a front row seat.
However, just like the olden days, each man will be given a chance. On judgement day, you will judge yourself against god, you will confront him and decided if you want to accept or deny him. Those who wish to be saved will be. There will be undeniable proof of his existance...
Uh, okay.