Official TVspelsfreak Shrine
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 1:25 pm
This topic is here to tell the untold story of Tvspelsfreak. Some of the contents of this topic may be amusing, shocking, awesome, and so on. This is now the official shrine of Tvspelsfreak.
Tvspelsfreak, I'm your idol, so I will begin with your life story. :spin:
This is Tvspelsfreak as we know him. He may look like a perfectly normal man, but his life is indeed full of so many events that it'd be nearly impossible to tell them all. I'm going to tell you of as many as I can. I'm going to start at the beginning.
Here is Tvspelsfreak as a sweet little baby. Look at his stubby little hairs! Isn't that the prettiest little binky you've ever seen?
Yes, the picture says it all. One faithful night, Lord Voldemort arrived at Tvspelsfreak's house and murdered his parents. When he turned his wand on Tvspelsfreak, the killing curse ricochet and hit himself. To this day Lord Voldemort has not regained his power. Tvspealsfreak lived with only a lightning bolt scar...
After the unfortunate encounter with Lord Voldemort, Tvspelsfreak decided to grow his hair out to cover his lightning bolt scar.
Yes, it is true. That youthful face that you have always seen in the image of Jesus's last supper was indeed Tvspelsfreak. When he was old enough to walk he attended it.
Soon after his previous ordeal, he journeyed to the Americas. He became fed up with British rule and proposed the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
Not long after, and Tvspels began to question his existance. He wondered why he was placed on this planet. Then, he realized his purpose for living: to play the maracas. He traveled near and far busting out his Mexican for anybody who was willing to listen.
Tvspelsfreak became the most famous man in Egypt. Everybody knew of his famous maraca skill and they decided to errect a shrine to his greatness.
Poor Tvspelsfreak began with humble beginnings, but soon all of the fame went straight to his head. He cracked under the pressure and resorted to a life of emo-vampirism. He lurked in the shadows waiting for young, female pray on which to feed.
One fateful, dark night, Tvspels decided that the life he'd been leading as a vampire was too... emo for his tastes. He decided that he liked the fame and publicity, and he soon began his career again as a bathing suit model, as he remains to this day.
The saga of Tvspelsfreak has been passed on from generations to generations. His brave deeds will not go forgotten...
Tvspelsfreak, I'm your idol, so I will begin with your life story. :spin:
This is Tvspelsfreak as we know him. He may look like a perfectly normal man, but his life is indeed full of so many events that it'd be nearly impossible to tell them all. I'm going to tell you of as many as I can. I'm going to start at the beginning.
Here is Tvspelsfreak as a sweet little baby. Look at his stubby little hairs! Isn't that the prettiest little binky you've ever seen?
Yes, the picture says it all. One faithful night, Lord Voldemort arrived at Tvspelsfreak's house and murdered his parents. When he turned his wand on Tvspelsfreak, the killing curse ricochet and hit himself. To this day Lord Voldemort has not regained his power. Tvspealsfreak lived with only a lightning bolt scar...
After the unfortunate encounter with Lord Voldemort, Tvspelsfreak decided to grow his hair out to cover his lightning bolt scar.
Yes, it is true. That youthful face that you have always seen in the image of Jesus's last supper was indeed Tvspelsfreak. When he was old enough to walk he attended it.
Soon after his previous ordeal, he journeyed to the Americas. He became fed up with British rule and proposed the signing of the Declaration of Independence.
Not long after, and Tvspels began to question his existance. He wondered why he was placed on this planet. Then, he realized his purpose for living: to play the maracas. He traveled near and far busting out his Mexican for anybody who was willing to listen.
Tvspelsfreak became the most famous man in Egypt. Everybody knew of his famous maraca skill and they decided to errect a shrine to his greatness.
Poor Tvspelsfreak began with humble beginnings, but soon all of the fame went straight to his head. He cracked under the pressure and resorted to a life of emo-vampirism. He lurked in the shadows waiting for young, female pray on which to feed.
One fateful, dark night, Tvspels decided that the life he'd been leading as a vampire was too... emo for his tastes. He decided that he liked the fame and publicity, and he soon began his career again as a bathing suit model, as he remains to this day.
The saga of Tvspelsfreak has been passed on from generations to generations. His brave deeds will not go forgotten...
