Elysian Shadows

I found out Nintendo is making a new badass Pokemon game called Pokemon Dark.Ok here is the storyline.Ash wakes up on a small island and finds out that all his pokemon escaped and smashed out of there pokeballs and all of them are gone including Pikachu.Also he finds toxic waste and that it's poisening all the Pokemon on the island and the poisin is mutating the pokemon into vicous mean pokemon.Then the video game characters from a video game called Perfect Dark contacts him and tells him all this crap and offers transportation to all the parts of the island and I am not kidding about this part but Ash gets to use weapons such as bazookas magnums and all these other weapons to kill the mutated pokemon on the island.Thats not all he can capture them with a specail pokeball that stuns and capturs the pokemon so he can bring them to Proffeser Oak to do research and find out how these pokemon mutated into evil pokemon.Also the island is the same one that's on Pokemon snap so if you played pokemon snap you damn well better beleive it takes place there.I am not lying I found this out this is all 100% true.It's coming out soon also it's rated M for mature.Oops I put this topic in general off topic not general gaming sorry.Damn this took me forever to type.

Oh also you can see some of the evil pokemon breeding but I don't really think it matters.

I'm not familiar with Marx Chaotix's behaviour. Is he one to make stupid jokes, or does he really think we're all morons?

No really it's true I'm not lying.I saw it on a page somewhere.

ok type in pokemon gotta kill em all on google search and look for somethin that says pokemon dark.

Marx Chaotix please! Listen to yourself.

Catalyst, he'd be the one that is the moron...

Why not try it out Js Lemming did you by the way you are talking you didn't follow my instructions to see the page.

Okay Marx Chaotix, I followed your "instructions" just to humor you. And now I am forced to teach a new concept to you. It's a little ditty called PhotoShop. This is a program used to edit or create photos in a professional manner (Although as Fred and I know it's got nothin on MS Paint ). Any who, the "screen shots" you witnessed on that horribly buggy site were nothing more than combinations of existing images. Please use common since before posting such things on a public forum.... It hurts people mentally.

THOSE GOD DAMN LYING SACKS OF sH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Surely you're not disappointed? A game in which you shoot Pokémon to death would be moronic.

Yeah but the fact that Ash is holding shotguns and other weapons would be pretty cool.

Idiot.

The only time I want to see someone named Ash holding a shotgun is in the Evil Dead trilogy.

Are what mkaes me an idiot just for saying it would be cool if that happened?