Elysian Shadows

I've decided that I will not trade with, will not communicate with, and will not view decks of players who contain cards of the following status:

1) Are heroes (have an upside down card slapped on another so you can flip)
2) Have none game effects (Example: Regenerate when someone laughs, gain 1 life whenever somebody asks a question, etc)
3) Do fractional damage or have fractional defense
4) Are GAY 9th edition
5) Are GAY 8th edition

By gay, I mean OUTRAGIOUS. Like that card 'if you have more than 200 cards in your library, you win the game' or something stupid like that. Gay doesn't mean cheap, BTW. a 12/12 for 1 mana isn't 'gay' because of it's cost and attack and dfence; there are other factors that need to be seen.

Number one is a retarded stipulation. These cards very often have OBVIOUS flaws on both sides, just opposite ones, that can be exploited. One may have high defense low offense, the other may have high offense low defense, flying, no flying but bushido, etc.

Two is just unglued.

Number one I MIGHT take out; I don't know much about themz heroes. When i find more out, maybe I'll lift it.

No, number two will not be removed. They are just plain out GAY magic soiledge.

Drakor introduced me to true magic the gathering soiledge.

He had a 'Gangster' card with some asses in the picture holding guns, that did 1 1/2 damadge and had an regenerate when someone laughs affect. I am just not going to associate myself with cards like that.

Number one is the ONLY thing that I will consider lifting.

Number two is just unglued, like I said. Not usable in tournaments, or anything like that. They're made for fun.

I was shitting myself over them. I didn't think magic could get THAT bad. In that case, maybe I should start buying the new packs and hope for none-fractional cards.

And, again, if you use cards from number 2 in a deck, I'm not playing, trading, or affiliating myself with you in any way. I see how they could be fun; if you're Drakor.

Dj Yoshi wrote:Number two is just unglued, like I said. Not usable in tournaments, or anything like that. They're made for fun.

I really wouldn't mind them. Some of them are damn funny. What really pisses me off about them, though is people like Tyler Rogers actually using them.

I have some, and they're funny. The Knight of the Hokey Pokey is awesome. But like I said, they're not meant to be in decks or anything, they're just for collector's items, and they only come in Unglued packs.

Damn, I thought they were official cards. Aight, majix aren't soiled like I thought. New edition's aren't evil after all; it's only Drakor.

I have a holigraphic Charizard.

:guffaw:

WTF?? i only bought a pack of unhinged cards to see what it was about. i never used them once. i conisder the who 'fractional' or 'if a player touches the table they lose" cards a hinderance and a pain. i never had a unglued/unhinged card in any of my decks.

What really pisses me off about them, though is people like Tyler Rogers actually using them.

falco come on now. i have only played you twice. one last weekend and like 6 months prior and neither time did i have a unhinged card in my deck. you have/will never catch me with any in my deck.

Damn, I thought they were official cards. Aight, majix aren't soiled like I thought. New edition's aren't evil after all; it's only Drakor.

what are you talking about? i buy new cards, i admit it. you got me. it's only becuase i don't have friggin loads of old ones sitting around, so if i want some new cards or a diffrent strategy for my deck i go buy some new ones from the store or attempt to get some old ones off the net. what is wrong with that?

I was kidding.

Arce isn't though?

i can never tell if he is....duno.

Oh well forum peace has been restored ever since he left no more chaos will be brought to us.But, I still have a feeling that Arce will return.