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A glitch?
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Quick, lock the topic!

Better yet, delete it.
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Why? It's pointless but it's not offensive.
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Most of the people here are redneck Christian conservative scum bags who should commit suicide becuase they have a chance to reproduce.


Now it's offensive.
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Post by spideyspiderman2000 »

XD
South Park wrote:Mr Garrison: Okay class. Can anybody tell me what "Sexual Harrassment" is?

Cartman: Isn't that when you're having intercourse with a special lady friend, and some other guy comes up behind you and tickles your balls?
I HATE Jack Thompson!
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If I'm redneck I'd hate to see what you are.
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Post by spideyspiderman2000 »

He lives in New Jersey, therefore, he's a... um.... New... Jersey.... person... yeah.
South Park wrote:Mr Garrison: Okay class. Can anybody tell me what "Sexual Harrassment" is?

Cartman: Isn't that when you're having intercourse with a special lady friend, and some other guy comes up behind you and tickles your balls?
I HATE Jack Thompson!
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JSL is the farthest thing from a redneck, as am I.
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As am I.
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Ah...

I think everyone in Fred's family is as green-necked as possible.
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What about your parents? I bet they're conservative!
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Go back to your dirty state and ugly women.
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DJ Yoshi wrote:Go back to your dirty state and ugly women.
New Jersey has the finest emo girls in the nation, thank you very much.
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My mom slit her wrists because of you.

She's in the hospital right now.
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Wutai wrote:My mom slit her wrists because of you.

She's in the hospital right now.
Cool.
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