Elysian Shadows

Take over the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you, the contestant will attempt to make a plot to take over the world with the items that I give you!
so, here are your items of mass destruction.

a years supply of Coffee.
1x Spork
2x Condom
3x Tampon
1.2x Megas 3 inch penis.
1x frizbee.

take over the world my minions. o_O

i sell all those items on ebay for ridiculous prices and then use that money to fund a nuclear weapons program and private militia which i will then take over the world with