My Doucebag Parents
Posted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:24 am
Ok my parents are officially the most retarded human beings on earth. (They also qualify for the most douchebagish too).
Ok here's the scoop. I finally got my parents to go pick up my ipod... (60 gig black ...5th gen; video)...and they wouldn't let me have it. WTF??? Their excuse for not letting me have it last night was...they had to register it, cause of the warranty. I was like "WTF, mom? You don't have to register it on apple.com for your replacement plan/warranty to go into effect. It’s you friggin' receipt!" then she was like "Nu-uh! That is not what they told me!" "Ok", I said "I guess I don't have a clue and the retarded people, you know the ones that told us they didn’t have any ipod in while they where right in front of us, do. Right?" then she was like "yeah!" so whateva. But then later on my sister was like "Whoa nice ipod!" WTF!!!! My sister has fondled my ipod when I, the owner of the damn thing, am not even aloud to look at it!!!! WTF!!! So then, after I calmed back down, I tried to talk some sense in to my parents. Well first off I thought I had no hope. (Cause my mom has this thing for 'her shows' and if anyone bothers her during them she will render then keeled.) But I had to try. Surface was the first show on. It was a rerun. I told her this hoping that she would have been able to gather the apparent clues and get up and 'register' the damn thing. Well once she noticed that I was right and proclaimed 'dang, it's a rerun...’ but no. she sat there and watched it. OMG!!! She has to be doing this on purpose. There is no way someone could be so...so...douchebagish without trying. So I went to go check on my progress of converting video files for port to my now maybe-I’ll-get-around-to-giving-it-to-you-later-Ipod. Then I said loud enough for her to hear, but not being angry or being belligerent. But alas nothing. This morning, on my way out my stepfather was like' whoa I didn't realize how thin they where. If I did I would have gotten one...†at this point it didn't even affect me. I was like "aight, whatever." and proceeded to walk out to get a ride with gyro...
If I come home from work today and she still hasn't "gotten around" to registering it I will kill someone. Then lvl up my HUnewearl.
Ok here's the scoop. I finally got my parents to go pick up my ipod... (60 gig black ...5th gen; video)...and they wouldn't let me have it. WTF??? Their excuse for not letting me have it last night was...they had to register it, cause of the warranty. I was like "WTF, mom? You don't have to register it on apple.com for your replacement plan/warranty to go into effect. It’s you friggin' receipt!" then she was like "Nu-uh! That is not what they told me!" "Ok", I said "I guess I don't have a clue and the retarded people, you know the ones that told us they didn’t have any ipod in while they where right in front of us, do. Right?" then she was like "yeah!" so whateva. But then later on my sister was like "Whoa nice ipod!" WTF!!!! My sister has fondled my ipod when I, the owner of the damn thing, am not even aloud to look at it!!!! WTF!!! So then, after I calmed back down, I tried to talk some sense in to my parents. Well first off I thought I had no hope. (Cause my mom has this thing for 'her shows' and if anyone bothers her during them she will render then keeled.) But I had to try. Surface was the first show on. It was a rerun. I told her this hoping that she would have been able to gather the apparent clues and get up and 'register' the damn thing. Well once she noticed that I was right and proclaimed 'dang, it's a rerun...’ but no. she sat there and watched it. OMG!!! She has to be doing this on purpose. There is no way someone could be so...so...douchebagish without trying. So I went to go check on my progress of converting video files for port to my now maybe-I’ll-get-around-to-giving-it-to-you-later-Ipod. Then I said loud enough for her to hear, but not being angry or being belligerent. But alas nothing. This morning, on my way out my stepfather was like' whoa I didn't realize how thin they where. If I did I would have gotten one...†at this point it didn't even affect me. I was like "aight, whatever." and proceeded to walk out to get a ride with gyro...
If I come home from work today and she still hasn't "gotten around" to registering it I will kill someone. Then lvl up my HUnewearl.
