Elysian Shadows

I was browsing the programming forums, looking for a screenshot of one of my old things that I was working on (to use as an example), when I stumbled upon a two year-old topic.

In this topic, I posted a question. JS Lemming responded intelligently. I proceeded to be a flaming douchebag and rip him a new one.

What the fuck was wrong with me in my youth?

I just thought I'd come out and admit to my blatant douchebaggery. Some of the topics and posts of old on this forum I can hardly look at any more. Particularly in my 14 and 15 year old days I was quite the douche bag. To JSL especially.

I'd like to apologize. Something that I probably should've done at least 3 years ago.

:guffaw: :guffaw: :guffaw:

I was at one point to almost every member of the forums. I think it's called "growing up" or something, but I don't know. ;P

Yeah, sorry to everybody I wronged. Seriously.

And your guys' artistic renderings of penises. Oh god, the penises.

Thanks. Let me apologize too because I'm positive I was an equal douchebag. Kids are good at being little bastards.

Ha, this topic sure did bring back some memories. Remember those Nestix days? What a disaster! I think it was Arce's bitch ass who deleted some 500 page discussion on it after some heated argument or something.

YEAH WHO THE HELL DID THAT? SERIOUSLY.

Like I won't get mad, but REALLY. That had at least 12 pages of planning. I'm just curious.

Actually, no. I never deleted that topic. I do remember being pissed as well--I think that was slightly before my anarchic douchebagism days.

Though i will confess that I changed like 20 passwords, deleted ROU and moved like 50 topics to general/offtopic (and you guys were under the impression I deleted those. xD), gave myself administrative powers on multiple occasions that I in turn used on a power-hungry streak to boss around the peaceful citizens of the forums, was a cunt to JSL, DJ, Dark Crusader, Marx, and a couple other people who actually deserved it (xP), as well as created like 20 extra accounts all with administrative powers w/ different email addresses incase my reign ever needed to strike again.

Oh, as for the artistic rendering's of penises....Check the picture on the far right of the TCR main page right now. =P

Thanks. Let me apologize too because I'm positive I was an equal douchebag. Kids are good at being little bastards.

Naw, you weren't ever really one. Just religious. (Errmm...Wait...Aren't those synonymous? )

Edit: Oh, and I'm pretty sure that there's a few people that I banned and added variations of their names to the filter so that nobody could discuss their disappearances. You guys did finally clear that out, right?

My old posts are incredibly embarrassing.

Whatever happened to that douchebag who was "helping" with the site or something?

I think we all said/did some things online when we were younger that we're not proud of. Something about being in a position of slight control when you have no control outside of it forces people into douchebaggery.

Xylene?

I think he's the reason we had to revert to a 2 year old versoin of the forums, missing thousands of posts. We switched to his private server for some reason or another, and had the main page redirect you to there. Then one day he either blew us off, or decided to stop paying for hosting. Either way, he didn't let us backup/copy the forums back onto this server...So whatta-cunt. =P

Atleast that's what I think happened.

But if you're referring to Keilthrap (or however you spell it) he's still working on the site for us under Private Development. And actually doing a decent job.

Yeah, Xylene. He was kind of a 10 pound ball of douche in a 5 ounce bag.

I never really liked him...

What's REALLY funny are the results for 'TheChaosRift.' You find tons of forums where Falco posted under 'SuperSonic' as a complete retard, in attempts to advertise his pathetic little gaming site.

And worse, were the ridiculous programming questions he had. :guffaw:

But hey, i remember scattering little slips of paper with "TheChaosRift.com" written on them all over school, so who am I to talk?

Though XB_Forlife is still a cunt.

And the memory of kicking has ass still brings a smile to my face.

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Irl he took two swings at my face while I was holding my 6(?) month old baby brother. In my own house.

I kicked his ass.