Elysian Shadows

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV-o2mUE ... re=related

fact # 1 : Russian woman are the only woman on the planet that are malnourished and supper fine at the same time.

feel free to add.

sorry if this offends anyone. im just so board and i cant stop youtubing Russian music/woman etc.
actually if this offends you and you are a dude. well tinker bell comes to mind.

this is what tool time should have been like.... all the time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8w98WZ_pcw

I took one look at avansc and all I saw was KGB!!!!!!!!!!

For those of you who don't know, I'm merely quoting one of John McCain's favorite things to say about Russians in general; pretty funny stuff.

Fact: Russian girls will suntan anywhere

God DAMNIT. If I don't get anything done this weekend on ES because I'm out chasing ass, it's all your guys' fault.

On my god, worst excuse ever, Falco! Get back to work ! :P

sparda wrote:I took one look at avansc and all I saw was KGB!!!!!!!!!!

For those of you who don't know, I'm merely quoting one of John McCain's favorite things to say about Russians in general; pretty funny stuff.

do i look russian? that would be badass.
you all can refer to me as "comrad" from now on.

You mean komrade ;)

M_D_K wrote:Fact: Russian girls will suntan anywhere

That bottle trash was probably something she brought with her friends, or maybe even just for herself.. Russians need alcohol to stay sober.
They need a LOT to get drunk :D

cypher1554R wrote:

M_D_K wrote:Fact: Russian girls will suntan anywhere

That bottle trash was probably something she brought with her friends, or maybe even just for herself.. Russians need alcohol to stay sober.
They need a LOT to get drunk :D

i dont drink anymore, but i remember a 5'5''100 pound russian girl drinking me under the table. and im like 6'2''210.
i still get mocked to this day

avansc wrote:

cypher1554R wrote:

M_D_K wrote:Fact: Russian girls will suntan anywhere

That bottle trash was probably something she brought with her friends, or maybe even just for herself.. Russians need alcohol to stay sober.
They need a LOT to get drunk :D

i dont drink anymore, but i remember a 5'5''100 pound russian girl drinking me under the table. and im like 6'2''210.
i still get mocked to this day

Similar reason to why i don't drink anymore. Except the russian chick i was with was nearly as tall as me. After the third bottle of vodka I found it difficult to remember

Yeah, I once got drank under the table by some high school chick. She had her hair dyed blue.

My room mate says that I was so drunk that I was petting her hair and calling her Sonic...

GyroVorbis wrote:Yeah, I once got drank under the table by some high school chick. She had her hair dyed blue.

My room mate says that I was so drunk that I was petting her hair and calling her Sonic...

hahaha, i once got so drunk with this smoking fine girl, and i thought i was gonna get luck, then the next day i woke up next to her fat room mate and had not recollection of anything. i just left half drunk and avoided her and pretended like nothing happened. if i cant remember nothing happened.

GyroVorbis wrote:Yeah, I once got drank under the table by some high school chick. She had her hair dyed blue.

My room mate says that I was so drunk that I was petting her hair and calling her Sonic...

Haha, I had a very similar experience, but she looked exactly like Knuckles. Still call her Knuckles to this day and it bugs her so much.

GyroVorbis wrote:Yeah, I once got drank under the table by some high school chick. She had her hair dyed blue.

My room mate says that I was so drunk that I was petting her hair and calling her Sonic...

I bet the convo was something like this:
"Oh sonic what nice boobs you have"