Elysian Shadows

i almost pissed myself.

http://people.ambrosiasw.com/~andrew/fu ... cyber.html

that is one funny dude!

I think I ran out of air laughing that much

Bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
Bloodninja: It's kind of embarrasing.
Bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
Bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are f**king sick.

^^I wonder if its the same guy that f**ked a picnic table

Messing with people like that is very fun, but Bloodninja is seriously the king at it.

wow..! I pissed my self..
My face is all sticky now. I don't know why I did it. but I'm to lazy to wash it now..

This actually got me inspired to do something like that myself

edit: I'll call myself.. Agent17 for now.

I'm having second thoughts.. I might not be good enough. This isn't easy if you want to be Bloodninja level..

edit2: no.. I'll call myself Rikimaru

Okay. This is my first try..

I tried it in "ukchatroom.com"
Yea. I know. Probably the worst place. Gotta start somewhere.

<Rikimaru> Do you know what I do to people like you?
<wetcottonpanties> tell me
<Rikimaru> not much.. why would you ask such a silly question..?
<wetcottonpanties> i didn't
<Rikimaru> Tell me about your nickname. I'm curious.
<wetcottonpanties> what do you want to know?
<Rikimaru> Where were they made?
<wetcottonpanties> dunno. india, i guess
<Rikimaru> India.. It allways rains there. That explains..
<wetcottonpanties> no it doesn't
<Rikimaru> Anyway. Wanna cyber?
<Rikimaru> Cuz I'm getting all warmed up.
<wetcottonpanties> i've been warmed up for ages
<wetcottonpanties> and im cooling down now. pity
<Rikimaru> Oh thats too bad.. I really thought you were the beast I was looking for.
<wetcottonpanties> sorry about that
<Rikimaru> Could you describe youeself for me?
<wetcottonpanties> tall, dark, slim 110 lbs, long legs, 36c, black hair
<Rikimaru> Uhh.. hot, I must say. What are into?
<wetcottonpanties> thanks
<wetcottonpanties> books, music and basketball
<Rikimaru> Jesus Christ, if you fuck as slow as you write..
<wetcottonpanties> sorrreee
<wetcottonpanties> gtg bye
<Rikimaru> oh.. thats a nice way to end a conversation.. I got totally turned off thanks to you..
<Rikimaru> I hope you reach absolute zero with your cooling down, cuz thats where you sent me

so.. what do you think? do I stand a chance?


edit:

<Tessa_Baby> hmmmm
<Tessa_Baby> im soo tired im falling asleep
<Tessa_Baby> i better go
<Rikimaru> No don't go waiiiit!
<Tessa_Baby> ok
<Rikimaru> no you can go. I just wanted to say good night
<Tessa_Baby> awww thanx
<Tessa_Baby> lolz
*long pause*
<Rikimaru> I'm not gonna sing a good night song, if thats what youre waiting
for..
*Tessa_Baby leaves the chat room*

j_gurli13: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli13: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
Bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f**king charge your ass.

LMFAO!!