Elysian Shadows

So my room mate is enjoying his banana pudding with a small wrench.

Hard times... just don't ask me about the other day when I ran out of asswipe and paper towels...

I don't want to know...But I could guess

Moving out in college has taught me the necessary survival skills to live in the wilderness.

So my room mate is enjoying his banana pudding with small wrench.

Hard times... just don't ask me about the other day when I ran out of asswipe and paper towels...

hahahahahah!

I can understand the hard times. Hey, didn't Circuit City shut down? What's going to happen with your room mate ( I remember you said he worked at Circuit City)? Falco, will you kick him out like the landlord that is infused in your DNA (Your dad is the landlord of your place afterall)?

If you run out of toilet paper again, you can always use your fingers. But then you will need a knife to throw those used fingers away. In that case, don't forget to have a knife handy in your bathroom

How the hell are you guys so poor when you workz and shit son!?

Poor and lazy are two different things. You think I like to go grocery shopping?

Compared to people our age, we are fucking rich. </posts on fancy iPod touch and off to home in fancy hybrid car>

GyroVorbis wrote:Poor and lazy are two different things. You think I like to go grocery shopping?

Compared to people our age, we are fucking rich. </posts on fancy iPod touch and off to home in fancy hybrid car>

Screw you. Just cause you got an iTouch and I'm still paying off on my laptop (it ain't even a good laptop)

Oh right, I forgetz you guys are hillbillies and stuff, so you need to drive across town to reach a grocery store You guys should fill up a pantry, since you're so rich, with enough supplies for like, 3 month and stuff.

sparda wrote:Oh right, I forgetz you guys are hillbillies and stuff, so you need to drive across town to reach a grocery store You guys should fill up a pantry, since you're so rich, with enough supplies for like, 3 month and stuff.

I eat constantly. Our "stash" is out in a week, then we argue on who should go get more shit... then we settle on neither of us going until we run out of absolutely everything.

Solution is simple: With all that cash, give me some -- I mean, hire someone to deliver groceries.

you must be like a high class hillbilly driving around in that hybrid do any of the other hillbillies make fun of you with there big trucks with the confederate flag in the back. This is no insult on the hybrid cause I actually plan on buying one when I move back to Oregon.

ohh and I hate when I run out of toilet paper and paper towels thats when the cat comes in handy.

I go to coffee filters at that point.

GyroVorbis wrote:I go to coffee filters at that point.

except then when you want coffee you have no filters or weird tasting coffee.

cronjob00 wrote:

GyroVorbis wrote:I go to coffee filters at that point.

except then when you want coffee you have no filters or weird tasting coffee.

No coffee is a goddamned mistake. I give in and go to the store before we run out of a necessity of such magnitude.

I dunno man.. We never have any groceries in the house. Our fridge usually has nothing but beer and gatorade, but we always, ALWAYS have plenty of shit tickets. I get paranoid when we're down to 2 rolls!

Dude, I live on two things: 1) coffee and 2) Raisin Bran! Although the fiber makes me shit like three times a day as a result.