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The Kerry/Bush Debates!!!!!111one

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 9:35 am
by Falco Girgis
Let's talk about the debates the other night. I thought they were so cool. I never like poitics or anything, but I just enjoy debates. Personally, I don't give a crap who our president is. As long as it doesn't directly affect me (which it won't) I don't care. Yes, I know that is really careless and dumb, but I'm concerned with what is happening around me, not what some ass is doing in Washington DC.


First off, I bet that I could summarize the whole debate in one quote:
Bush Vs. Kerry Debate wrote: Kerry says: Bush, you're gay.
Bush says: Yes, but don't forget that you are too.
Kerry says: Oh sh*t!

Kerry says: I feel that Bush is not capable of being commander-in-cheif.
Bush says: I feel that Kerry is a panzi.
I'm being serious here. Look at that. Kerry attacks first. He was on the offensive during the debate. Bush then responds neutrally on his part, but further downing Kerry.

Believe it or not, I'm making a "Presidential Debates '04" Comic right now. I'm sure you guys'll love this one... :rofl:

DEBATE!!!!!111one

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 10:29 am
by Don Pwnious
I bet some of y'all been watching MADTV
Mad TV wrote: Kerry: I will fight for your liberty, did you know i was a vietnam vet??
host(who looks like a guy): oh im from vietnam too
kerry: oh yeh i remembered a special girl who i had raped. Did i mention i was a vietnam vet??
host(who looks like a guy):Oh that was you!!!!
kerry:Yep a special day i would remember it always. Did i mention that i was a vietnam vet??

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 11:56 am
by JS Lemming
Bag! Can't wait to see the comic.

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 1:05 pm
by MarauderIIC
Kerry also attacked with false information at least twice, saying stuff like "The President reduced funding for the prevention of distribution of nuclear weapon components" to which Bush replied, "First of all, regarding funding, it has actually increased by 30% during my office..."

Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2004 2:16 pm
by Falco Girgis
Geowge Dubya Boosh wrote: First of all, regarding funding, it has actually increased by 30% during my office...
PWNT!

Posted: Sun Nov 14, 2004 9:34 pm
by showdin2
I don't really care as long as that gay :asshole: bush doesn't win (he already did) :twisted: I would not have cared. But Bush is a Fu ck and that is all there is to it!!! This one's for you Georgie :(|):