Elysian Shadows

I wet my keyboard today,all you sick-minded bastards stop laughting
keep getting two beeps on startup followed by a "Stuck key FE" message, i know it has something to do with the keyboard but the keyboard works FINE!
cant start my computer now >,> checked the BIOS and the computer recgonizes all the hardware, WTH is the problem? any suggestions?
uhh... it's a laptop!

It could be the keyboard sensor, I've seen that happen with laptops. Keyboard shouldn't be too much money to replace, you could easily get one off of eBay or something if it's not on warranty.

A few hours have passed and the machine is dry and everything is working properly

I really freak out when getting hardware problems

Wet laptop -> take out the battery and unplug it and let it dry for a long time (hairdryer at range?) and hope you didn't spill something that leaves residue.