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Poor guy

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:43 am
by Leanna
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Re: Poor guy

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:09 am
by short
spam? yes. made me laugh tho haha

Re: Poor guy

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:01 pm
by dandymcgee
Banned for advertising. Keeping the topic though, that's fuckin hilarious. :lol:

Re: Poor guy

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:52 pm
by k1net1k
lol what

Re: Poor guy

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:54 pm
by N64vSNES
That made my day! :lol:

Re: Poor guy

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:59 pm
by Teser0ck
Haha, seems like first spam which isn't annoying :)

Re: Poor guy

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:02 am
by LeonBlade
THESE MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY VASELINE
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Re: Poor guy

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:48 am
by dandymcgee
LeonBlade wrote:THESE MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY VASELINE
Nice grammar.

Re: Poor guy

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 6:16 pm
by M_D_K
dandymcgee wrote:
LeonBlade wrote:THESE MESSAGE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY VASELINE
Nice grammar.
ROFL

how do you fuck that up?

Re: Poor guy

Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2011 2:13 pm
by cypher1554R
O.o ...

Time to equip cellar with auto lock trap for my new "vaseline keeping" place.

also, after 15 years in prison, being gay, he should be anything but horny.

Re: Poor guy

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:25 am
by Arce
cypher1554R wrote:O.o ...

Time to equip cellar with auto lock trap for my new "vaseline keeping" place.

also, after 15 years in prison, being gay, he should be anything but horny.

LOL