Elysian Shadows

1) Drink lots of Caffiene
2) Listen to ska music (Reel Big Fish, Streetlight Manifesto, etc.)
3) Listen to NES music (NSF sound files for WinAmp)
4) Play at least 2 consoles for a minimum of a full hour a day
5) Play a GameBoy (preferably outside)
6) Plan at least one adventure for a weekend


Please feel free to add your own lists and we can compile them into one big, badass, anti-emo list.

1. Listen to lots of Metallica, Ozzy Osbourne, and Green Day
2. Watch South Park every day
3. Play 3 consoles at least 2 hours a day
4. Beat up the new kid
5. Watch "Team America: World Police"
6. Blow stuff up using fireworks

That's all I have.

Um....
1) Smile
2) Find some drunken or high people
3) Laugh at them
4) Find some emokids
5) Laugh at them
Emergency use only) Find somebody
Emergency use only) Laugh at them

Go to the skatepark and don't congratulate the emo kid when he lands his swith-bluntslide down the 10-stair handrail.

Listen to 8-odd hours of music a day, included being Dream Theater for your powermetal, Minus the Bear for awesomeness, Modest Mouse for awesome alternative, Coldplay because they rock, Streetlight Manifesto, Slapstick, Less than Jake, Gorrillaz for funktasticity, some random techno, etc.

Also, play lots of GTA:San Andreas, preferrably for the PC.