The Phantom and my weekend.

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The Phantom and my weekend.

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I was graced this weekend my The Phantom driving all the way from Tennessee to Alabama to visit me. I thought I'd share our enlightening experience.

He arrived. I showed him my Dreamcast and C++ accomplishments. We played JS Lemmings new game for a while. Then we went out to the treehouse and played on the trampoline. Then when night came we decided to walk to Hollywood Video and rent a movie.

On the way there, we were disgraced and questioned by the police (it was about 9:30). They were being nosy bastards as usual. After telling them that we simply were to rent a movie we continued our journey.

We made it to the store, and rented a movie. After the gay guy at the counter gave us our movie, we left. On the way home, we realized that it was probably well passed 10:30. Curfew here is only 10... :?

We decided not to walk passed the cop infested area and to take the pitch black backstreet ghetto through the gangster area. We heard a hell of a lot of wierd noises. Then the train by my house must've derailed or something because we heard a loud BOOM!

It took forever to get home because we had to take the detour around the nosy bastard police officers. We watched our movie called "Sick". We rented it because it was supposed to be disturbing and scary. God, whatta stupid movie. Some killer clown went around slicing people's head off. It may as well of been a porno because this one chick got plugged every five minutes.

After the movie we went up into the pitch black treehouse. We heard the train so we got down and jumped on the trampoline waiting to greet it. It never came so we snuck into the black murky waters of the pool well passed midnight. After a decent swim, we got out to go and moon the train. The conductor seemed happy to see us as usual... :(|):

The Phantom and I got up at about 5:00 in the morning to make our outrageously long treck to Wal-Mart. We were to dumpster dive at Rhino's, but there dumpster was apparently empty.

Instead, we went into Wal-Mart and played the Eye-Toy for about an hour. Then the drowsiness set in. We had been up all night. We had gotten less than half an hour of sleep. So we had to walk all the way home tired as hell.

We decided to take the shortcut on the train tracks. God, that was miserable. Sweat was dripping down our face, every 30 seconds we got paranoid and had to stop to make sure no train was coming. But in the end we made it home.

Next we went in the Creek hunting for Hobos. We found tons of spoons and quicksand. Even a hobo pot. Then some greazy lady ran us off her property, though.

Well, that was it. Tell me what you think of our weekend.
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That's the most oddly pasted together story that I've ever heard.
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hehe :shock:

thatz prety cool. i get in trouble because of damn noxy copz all the time. i hate them :evil:
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Becairfull u stay out during night my minions tend to get drunk and eat helpless people. If you dont use an old sock and fill it with some old prun juce and shuv it up your... Oo my boritos done! :eatsmile: :twisted:
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It was fun, but the cops pissed me off.
One thing he forgot to mention is that we mooned the trian conducter as he was speeding down the rail.
Becairfull u stay out during night my minions tend to get drunk and eat helpless people
What minions, is it the hoboes, they sure did scare me to death.
Hey SS you should tell the forum members about the dude thats really dumb and brings a knife in the bus to threaten kids.
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Becairfull u stay out during night my minions tend to get drunk and eat helpless people. If you dont use an old sock and fill it with some old prun juce and shuv it up your... Oo my boritos done!
:lol: :guffaw:
Hey SS you should tell the forum members about the dude thats really dumb and brings a knife in the bus to threaten kids.
Oh yes. There is this kid on my bus who carries a butterfly knife and threatens innocent children to give him their money. The dude is like 16 or 17 and is in 9th grade. He'll bust out his butterfly knife and start swinging it like he's cool or something. He sucks though so he like chops his hand off.

ass: "yeah, you kid, gimme your money"
victem: "no"
ass: *busts out knife and swings madly*
ass : "look, OUCH!, at this, FUCK!, gimme, OW OW OW, your money!"
ass: *blood gushing down hand*

So you see people, learn to use a butterfly knife before you start flinging it around madly... such a dumbass.
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Call the board of edu. and all of those old greazy people that work there at the skoo will consider you a hero!
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