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Re: Legendary worst code ever made

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2014 10:04 pm
by jmcintyretech
The fuck did I just read.

On a side note, I actually feel really bad. I mean I think we all wrote rediculous verbose shit when we started out.

Hope that guy learns how to code for real and doesn't end up quitting.

Re: Legendary worst code ever made

Posted: Sun Nov 16, 2014 10:55 am
by EdBoon
hahaha, wow. that can't be serious?!? the variable names are amazing
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Re: Legendary worst code ever made

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 8:46 pm
by AaronGlazer
I found some beautifully terrible JS code used by the state of Washington for its medical marijuana tracking system.

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Apparently accessing the site via SSL doesn't work properly, so the login page just displays some fancy techwords to trick non-computer-savvy people into believing they're safe (while actually doing nothing).

The myVariables are pretty nice too.

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Re: Legendary worst code ever made

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2015 2:24 pm
by phpHavok
AaronGlazer wrote:I found some beautifully terrible JS code used by the state of Washington for its medical marijuana tracking system.

Image

Apparently accessing the site via SSL doesn't work properly, so the login page just displays some fancy techwords to trick non-computer-savvy people into believing they're safe (while actually doing nothing).

The myVariables are pretty nice too.

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I can't believe this isn't a joke... Hahaha!! :lol:

Re: Legendary worst code ever made

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2015 2:31 pm
by EdBoon
Yeah, no kidding. That's pretty funny.

Re: Legendary worst code ever made

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2015 7:39 pm
by dandymcgee
AaronGlazer wrote:I found some beautifully terrible JS code used by the state of Washington for its medical marijuana tracking system.
*snip*
Wow, that guy must have been high as fuck.

Re: Legendary worst code ever made

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 3:34 pm
by Falco Girgis
Some of the latest coding threads in this forum have dealt a serious blow to my faith in humanity...

Re: Legendary worst code ever made

Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 7:09 pm
by YourNerdyJoe
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AaronGlazer wrote:I found some beautifully terrible JS code used by the state of Washington for its medical marijuana tracking system.

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Apparently accessing the site via SSL doesn't work properly, so the login page just displays some fancy techwords to trick non-computer-savvy people into believing they're safe (while actually doing nothing).

The myVariables are pretty nice too.

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lol! the suits up in Washington probably think it's mad secure too.

Re: Legendary worst code ever made

Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2015 3:50 pm
by dandymcgee
Just found this today..
if (sTo == null == false)
{
    //do stuff
}