Elysian Shadows

That's right, last night at around 3:00 AM, I was k33lt.

I died a hero's death, however. I fought bravely until the last minute:


It was 3:00 AM and I was tired from a day of nothing but gaming. With my Bawls Gaurana energy drink in my hand and controller in the other, I vowed never to give in. I died fighting. I was gaming until the very last moment. The fateful moment when my Sega Saturn 3D pad and Blue PSone Dualshock controller wrapped around my neck and began choking me. I fell down from surprise and landed among my Samba De Amigo Maracas, Dreamcast fishing rod, and random NES, Sega32X, and PSX games. While gasping for air I reached out for my Dreamcast keyboard and embraced my N64 controller. Everything began to go blurry and I layed my head on the Sega Genesis/CD/32X combo and blacked out. The last faded and blurred image I saw was... a fateful DC controller... (oh, and I died while playing Paper Mario)

Anyway kids, that's what happens when you play too many video games and forget to wrap up your controllers when you switch consoles alot. Better watch out, or you will be next!

I'm going to die of starvation. Damn Lumines' addictiveness...

Its happened to me as well. But I survived by wrapping my ultra long snes cord tightly about my bloody wounds to slow the bleeding. (the cord had previously been dipped in a salty solution)

You should've eaten a mushroom to refill your health.

I'm serious guys, I haven't come out of my room in over 48 hours except to eat and use the restroom. Damn, I'm loving this summer.

The 3 parts of life can all be fullfilled now:

1) Gaming
2) Devving
3) Adventuring

At the moment I'm (obviously) in gaming mode. I suspect that after being couped up in my room for such long periods of time I'll be hit full-force with my adventuring urge. After being outdoors with nature for so long, I'll probably want to return back to some devving. Thus completing the ultimate cycle of life.

heh. you should have seen wilson ind. we have a picture of him sleeping in the...oddest...position.

for his sake I wont describe it...but...
WOW.

All I'm doing tomorrow is sleeping, eating, watching South Park, and playing any video games I can find. Thank God for 3 day weekends and only 1.5 days of school left.