Elysian Shadows

I'm back back from the never ending void where post and pre orgasmic bliss combine with the pain and sorrow of the planters peanut stabing the ompa-loompas with a 12 guage at the candied orange farm where we all work its a 49 hours a day job ya know and then just when all seems lost where do I land nowhere but on the lovely shore of the Chaos Rift where the sun pulled tide of sand washes onto the impressive expances of pure water beaches Im crazy todaloo

TIMOTHY!? No! I refuse to believe it.

It can't be you after all these years. No WAY!

I'm sensing that everyone is going crazy.

*hides in a bomb shelter*

There is no way you can be back after all this time.

I mean, come on, isn't it a bit odd? You leave for about a year, and then just come back? Things just don't work that way. You need a visa, a passport, you must sign all the paperwork, and--

*Arce's rambeling is cut short by a falling nuclear bomb, launched by a Terran Ghost from Starcraft brood war*

Welcome back.

I don't really remember you that much all I remember is you went to our old house at tennessee.





*Marx Chaotix runs and hides in a bunker to take cover from the nuclier silo*

Ah but I am back, at first I came back with the decision to take up a new name on the forums and cause a little mayhem and see if anyone realized that it was me. I, then discovered that the entity formery known as SS never deleted my account, so then I decided to take up my old identity and see what all was going on. wow it really seems like my nuclear attack has stured quite a few people up.

Yo yo yo! Its the Tim Myster. What is up in your grill?

Hey, I know you. Been practicing your music?

What the...my Tanner family pic disappeared.

You do know that I'm Super Sonic though, right? That name was too generic, and I've actually made my name at least known slightly throughout the DC scene so far. Hopefully, by the end of the summer people will know the name GyroVorbis...

Man, Wraith, alot has changed around here.

You might have to go dig through the forum archives to pull up the history of this past year you've missed.

Yes, yes to evryones shock Timbonious is really back. Hey, yeah the music is going well, but this coming up marching season is going to suck, we got the field commander that absolutly no one wanted. Hey JSL, oh I need to tell you about a book that I read that had about four random references to lemmings. One of them was like this, ok three or four peolple are sitting in a car driving and some guy randomly thinks that they are all just like lemmings about to jump into the sea or something. Oh no... I'd love to stay and chat but I'm being called by Disney 911, it's Piglet, he been hit with a rocket propelled grenade. To the emergency room, STAT!!

This may just be me but I just wanted to say that you are a very strange person and sink person, Wraith.

*Comes out of Bomb shelter*

Disney is overly sensetive about bombs. They've been attacked a lot. Just look at Donald Duck.

Anyway, I'm Spidey. Good to meet ya' Wraith.

Michael, Warrior of God wrote:This may just be me but I just wanted to say that you are a very strange person and sink person, Wraith.

Yes, he is a sink person. Darn plumbers.

Disney 911! Good times.... good times..... Actually, bad times. I don't think (insert name of chemistry teacher here, I can't remember her name. I keep thinking of Pennington ) could ever be considered good times.

FredDibnah wrote:

Michael, Warrior of God wrote:This may just be me but I just wanted to say that you are a very strange person and sink person, Wraith.

Yes, he is a sink person. Darn plumbers.

It must be really late, because when I saw your response to that Fred, I crumpled over in silent laughter that seriously made me tear at the eye... I need to go to bed.