Welcome. I too missed this topic somehow. o.o
What book did you get this URL from? Who's your brother?
Anyway, because you are a newbie, I must present you with a gift. I have already used all of my TheChaosRift condoms; lucky for you I saved them all. They may still be a bit sticky; I don't think they fully dried yet. Anyway, choose one, and think of us in the best of times. :spin:
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