Sprite Melon

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Sprite Melon

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Sweet. Vitamin dense. Low calorie. Orgasmic. Lovable.

These melons are one of if not the best I've had. Once we found out the name opf them, we looked online at the nutritional facts and found out more about them. They are super rare melons with 30% more sugar than other melons and can only be grown in ONE place: South Carolina.

Everybody, you HAVE to try these. When showdin somes out, we're going to take a whole one each when we decide to trek to the flea market.

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Oh, and by the way, all of them that I've had were seedless. I've never had one with seeds. o.o

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Random source wrote:The Sprite melon is well adapted to North Carolina growing conditions and can be successfully produced from the middle of June through September in eastern North Carolina. This unique melon has a fruity flavor that resembles a cross between a honeydew and pear.

The Sprite melon also has a distinct appearance in which the rind turns from cream to white with yellow mottling when ripe. The flesh is white and crisp much like an apple. The fruit will average from 1 to 1.5 pounds making it a convenient snack size for the consumer. The melon surface will produce a few brown concentric 'sugar cracks' at the calyx (blossom end) when the fruit has a high sugar content. Sugar content in Sprite melons can reach over 18 percent, which is 25 to 30 percent higher than most other melons. One serving provides 150 percent of the daily value of vitamin C and has 0 calories from fat.
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Uhh... screw the nutritional facts. Those are for fat people.

I just want to gobble more of these exotic, beautiful melons.
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Uh, Arce, I thought you said SOUTH carolina. The random source says NORTH carolina.
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Hey Gyro did you ever figure out what that Green thing we ate back in skool was? Ya know the thing that tasted like grass and looked like snot with a small pineaplle look on the outside. Back in the stone ages when you still went to CHS. Ah the old days.......*sob*
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O.o

Who the fuck let him in ROU?

Bye bye Dark. :spin:
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OMG! When Showdin and Coal came to teh jungle (alabama) we took turns sleeping at the house and at his mom's hotel (which is right next to wal-mart). Well, all day we'd been looking for sprite Melon (the usual places were sold out), so finally we gave up. After we parted (Coal and Gyrovorbis at our house, Showdin and I at the hotel), we met back up at Wal-Mart at 3 in the morning. There we screwed around and did randomness until Gyro and Coal left.

After they left, Showdin and I decided to get some beverages for the SNES-a-thon we'd have that night. We got some goodz, and found Sprite Melon on the way! OH GLORY!

Showdin bought us three. We each ate 1 at about 5 in the morning, and went to bed about an hour later. When we woke up, we hooked back up with Coal and Gyro at Wal-Mart. We told them of the Melon, so they went to buy them.

All 50 or so melons that had previously been there were moved. Now, in the spot of the melons, were apples. So we searched the whole store. Twice. NOTHING. I guess Coal and Gyro weren't destined to get melon, because when we came back later that night there was magically melon again. I shit you not, there was. We ended splitting our 3 melon with them and they still haven't got their own. o.o
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Those Sprite Melons were damn good.
I bought one, carved it out drank Bawls from it and then ate the melon.
Last edited by Orgodemirk on Thu Aug 04, 2005 10:42 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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They are called SPRITE MELONS, smacktard. The harvesting company's name is Paradise Fruit. Damned fucktard..:nono:-2 1337 points for being stupid
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