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Post by Marx Chaotix »

Yeah They are harder to take care of and suck but, contacts can't break unlike glasses boy do I wish I had contacts.
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So sell your glasses and buy contacts! That's what I did. :roll:
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I'm pretty sure your parents got pissed when they found out you sold your glasses. :|
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Post by spideyspiderman2000 »

Kinda, but I still got contacts, so they weren't THAT pissed.
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I wish I could get contacts; glasses limit me to a little square of vision.
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Why don't you get contacts, Wutai? I've had mine since second grade. They just a little getting used to.

Tell your parents to get a box of disposable contacts. (you're supposed to throw them away after a week. Don't ask why, usually they feel fine after 6 months and let you see just as well as they always have, EVEN if you swim in them. :roll)

DON'T get those lifelong pieces of ass, they cost SOOO much, and if you loose one (chances are you will eventually. You'rre not an old man who sits in a rocking chair all ay), your parents won't be mad. They're really not that much more expensive, and if you have good insurence then it may cover for the 70 dollar contact exam. For 100 you could have contacts for the next 8 months. (Exam, + 4 pairs)
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