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Your face loses, ooh burn.
I realized the moment I fell into the fissure that the book would not be destroyed as I had planned.
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MarauderIIC wrote:Your face loses, ooh burn.
Whose face?

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if(youmeanmyface==loses){yourmama=true;}
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Post by Falco Girgis »

I despise your coding style. Unecessary braces when you've only got one line of code...

The shame. :nono:
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GyroVorbis wrote:I despise your coding style. Unecessary braces when you've only got one line of code...

The shame. :nono:
Brackets are respectable and add consistancy to my world. Besides, how else would I have typed ";}"? You gotta have those crazy smilies packed in somewhere.
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Post by Falco Girgis »

....

Brackets where they aren't even necessary aren't cool. And you have absolutely no spaces anywhere. Dear god, why don't we all just start coding like this:

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#include<stdio.h>int main(){int age;printf("HowOldRU?");scanf("%d",&age);printf("Oh,ISeeUR-%d",age);return0;}
DIE! And you waste so much space with your whole "lets give every bracket its own line!"

You know, Americans used to pull that kind of stuff with people. It's called racial descrimination and resulted in slavery.

Are you a slave owner JSL?
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Yes I am Gyro..... BESIDES YOU FREAKING PILE OF STEAK LARD.... That code wasn't even anything.... it's not like I code like that in real life.

Here lets show the world how you would do it.

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if       (        
                youmeanmyface                          ==       loses         )










yourmama      = true                       ;
:mike:
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Post by Falco Girgis »

Add a semicolon to the end of true, and that's it.

Anyway, back to the subject.

SEGA OWNZ YOUR SOUL RISTAR AND ECCO THE DOLPHIN ARE SO HARDCORE THAT THEY R TEH PWNZ0RZ!
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What are you tring to pull! There is a semicolon after true.... it's just a few hundred spaces to the right. See.

Back to me pwning...... Sega made a game where you drive a dolphin..... that's gotta be riviting. (BEFORE you say anthing.... I HAVE played Ecco the Dolphin so don't give me none of that "you haven't even seen it crap."
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Post by Falco Girgis »

Well guess what, you play games on a purple cube. That's a pwn within a pwn.

You play on a child's console. You aren't even fit to walk the planet with real gamers.

Go on, cut yourself.
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Excuse me... how many times do I have to tell you that it is black, not purple.

Go on, cut yourself.... or worse.... play sonic heroes.
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Post by Falco Girgis »

Well, I'd be hurt if I liked the game.

Anyway, it's purple I say!
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Gamecube < Dreamcast
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GyroVorbis wrote:Well, I'd be hurt if I liked the game.

Anyway, it's purple I say!
What about the five months before and after that game came out... the period of time when that's basically all you talked about. Sonic Heroes this, Sonic Heroes that.
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Post by Falco Girgis »

Denial. I always hated it. At first I didn't want to accept that the new Sonic Heroes was that retarded.

Sonic Adventure 2 was a masterpeice. Tvspelsfreak and even all other GameCube owners admit that. I showed you the mad grinding and stuff you can do. Sonic Heroes was like a dream come true: all of that crap, plus playing as the three characters simultaneously that I've always dreamed about during childhood.

(tell me when you played Sonic 3, you didn't wish Knuckles would follow you too?)

Sonic Heroes was the biggest outrage of the 3D Sonics ever.

If it wasn't for Sonic Adventure 1+2, I'd agree with JSL that Sonic went wrong in 3D.

I completely understand your not liking Sonic Heroes. I've come to accept its gayness too. But I beg of you, give the Sonic Adventures a chance (both as a GC and DC owner, you should be obligated).

Tvspelsfreak, as a defender of the Qbe, I demand that you tell JSL how awesome they are!

Sonic Heroes != Sonic Adventures
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I still pledge my allegiance to the old skool sonics, glorious 2D that they were. I just didn't see the beauty of the old games in those newfangled TriDimensional "games."

(god I hate putting the period inside those quotes.... but I just gotta live with English's dirty grammar don't I)
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