Random story of a videogame with a few minor alterations.

Orgodemirk · Post by **Orgodemirk** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 5:41 pm

Hyper Shadow:

From the first seconds of time, I've come.
Born of human spirit, I travel throughout
space and time to insure the protection
of all mankind. In this continuum, Mankind
shall fade from existence unless a great
change takes place. I am the instrument
of this change, for I am the Eternal
Champion. The downfall of man was
caused by the sudden deaths of key
individuals that were meant for greatness,
but were struck down before their time. I have used
much of my power, traveling through time,
gathering up these doomed souls, moments
before their untimely destruction. I will hold a
great contest, and I will return the victor to
fulfill their rightful destiny, and to save mankind
from the forces of chaos and ruin.

Arce - 50,000 B.C. A caveman of superior intelligence
cornered by resentful tribesmen.

DJ Yoshi - 151 B.C. Last of the great pharos,
lost in the river of time.

Spideyspiderman2000 - 110 B.C. Hero of Atlantis.
Sealing that islands fate when defeated by Roman treachery.

Wutai - 1566 A.D. A Pirate from the uhh...future, who like
gets hit with a shovel.

Drakor - 1692 An alchemist, burned as a warlord.

Xylene - 1920 An Ex-Catburgular and Kung Fu Expert.
He realized of the mobs treachery much too late.

MaruderIIC - 1993 A corporate Assassin who's change
of heart ended his career.

Faust97 a.k.a. Dr. Faust -2100 A.D. A scientist
turned cursed vampire by a virus of his own creation.

JS Lemming - 2030 A bounty hunter, sent to
track down a deranged scientist and his poisonous
vile of chemicals. He is set up by his own government.

Tvspelsfreak - 2345 A destuctive combination of man
and machine killed when sure a winning wager.

Freddibnah - 2564- A Ninjitsu expert and Music
composer from the future, who plays an important
role in the downfall of mankind.

These are my Champions. Let the contest begin.

Gyrovorbis:

NOT SO FAST! YOU DIDN'T NOTICE OUR FOUR
NEW CONTESTANTS, I WITHELD THEM AND STUFF!
I TOO SHALL JOIN YOUR CONTEST! BE WARNED MY
POWER WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!<insert awesome
noise that describes the power>

spideyspiderman2000 · Post by **spideyspiderman2000** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:17 pm

Sweet. I'm the hero of Atlantis and can kick your ass with my water powers and shit. (hits wutai with a shovel)

Wutai · Post by **Wutai** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:31 pm

:spin:

My death was awesome, there's no denying that.

Ahh!

The treasure is mine forever!

FredDibnah · Post by **FredDibnah** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:34 pm

Aw...why can't I be a mythological god or pharoh...well, I guess a futuristic ninja is cool enough.

As long as I'm an old man, it's perfect.

Wutai · Post by **Wutai** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:36 pm

Can I choose my accent, or do I have to talk like a stupid pirate?

Fred, your destiny has already been chosen for you. You have to have a British accent.

Post by **MarauderIIC** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:42 pm

Aw, I'm a wuss! Oh well, accurate enough I guess =)

Wutai · Post by **Wutai** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:44 pm

Wait, how am I from the future if I lived in the 1500s?

Post by **MarauderIIC** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:45 pm

You're a time travelling pirate, arr matey!

Wutai · Post by **Wutai** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:47 pm

What amazing technology early pirates must have had!

Orgodemirk · Post by **Orgodemirk** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:51 pm

Your from the future but you died then.

Wutai · Post by **Wutai** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 8:52 pm

Oh...

Alrighty then, I guess that makes sense. Can I have a flaming shark to ride on?

Orgodemirk · Post by **Orgodemirk** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:04 pm

Will that do?

Wutai · Post by **Wutai** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:15 pm

Yeah!

Aww, and you even made it cold fire.

spideyspiderman2000 · Post by **spideyspiderman2000** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:16 am

So when do we start fighting?

*Drowns JSL in water*

Post by **JS Lemming** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 8:14 am

Nice. I be a bounty hunter. *Strangles Spidey with yarn*