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And where is this?
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yeah, thats a sweet deal. Are you a driver or something? I heard that some "local unnamed pizza establishment's" drivers were goin on strike because they wont compensate for gas anymore because its so freakin expensive.

I went to Kroger to gas up, and they were out, and so were the next 3 gas stations..jeez.
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Telemarketing place, I start training tuesday. Fear me, for I am the bane of your existences.
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I can get a job at Kroeger when I turn 16. I more fucking year.
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telemarketing..cool...i wish i could find some kind of job where i could just make money using my computer..other than eBay..maybe some sort of tech help for n00bs or something..i dunno...
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You could apply to be one of those people at the skating rink who yells at noobs for a living.

Poor JSL...
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Or you could put on a wizard's hat and be a traffic cone in the middle of a freeway lane.
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We're not allowed to open our windows until we get past a certain point on the school bus because some idiot threw a bottle at the crossing guard.

Ooh!! Another job idea!
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Wutai wrote:You could apply to be one of those people at the skating rink who yells at noobs for a living.

Poor JSL...
You calling me a noob? I can't help it their skates have loose wheels...
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No, I just remembered that they yelled at me and you there because we tried to stop by hitting those cement walls covered by cheap carpet.
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Post by spideyspiderman2000 »

XD

I just crash into something (or someone).
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I got my hand run over by roller blades at the skating rink when I was little.

BTW, I've been run over by a bicycle. Oww.....
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I've been run over by a bicycle too =)
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