Official "Hello, World! (I'm new!)" thread

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Official "Hello, World! (I'm new!)" thread

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This thread is for new members of the community to post and introduce themselves, and for older members to greet them. Started this in hopes of new members becoming more human and having less tendency to be flaming anonymous trolls. Don't be afraid to post here if you're new, and enjoy your stay! :)
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*looks at the other support group members* Hello, I am Heart Flame, and The Chaos Rift has opened my mind and my eyes to w/e it is you do here!!! Yeah! 8-) [crap... now they think i am crazy :shock: :( ...]
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Post by spideyspiderman2000 »

A crazy man! Get the chains!
South Park wrote:Mr Garrison: Okay class. Can anybody tell me what "Sexual Harrassment" is?

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Post by Heart_Flame »

:shock: NO NOT THE CHAINS! ANYTHING BUT THE CHAINS.............




.......wait.........





.......are they gold???
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Post by spideyspiderman2000 »

No... They're silver.
South Park wrote:Mr Garrison: Okay class. Can anybody tell me what "Sexual Harrassment" is?

Cartman: Isn't that when you're having intercourse with a special lady friend, and some other guy comes up behind you and tickles your balls?
I HATE Jack Thompson!
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And they is made out of some plastic...
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Hey! Now listen here Yo! I beith the CRAZZY one here. Now. I will........



Eat your spleen! With some sprinkles!.
Mr Snuggles says HI and he wishes you to grab that bat there and hit me in the face. :twisted:
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Post by spideyspiderman2000 »

Dark Crusader is like John Kerry. If you ignore him, he goes away.
South Park wrote:Mr Garrison: Okay class. Can anybody tell me what "Sexual Harrassment" is?

Cartman: Isn't that when you're having intercourse with a special lady friend, and some other guy comes up behind you and tickles your balls?
I HATE Jack Thompson!
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Post by Heart_Flame »

Noooooo, not silver!!! that isn't good for the complexion of a werewolf!!! Plastic is just as bad!!!! :shock:


but, no, it can't be! the full moon!!! aaaaaaarrrrrhhhggg!!!1 :twisted:
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Dark Crusader wrote:Hey! Now listen here Yo! I beith the CRAZZY one here. Now. I will........



Eat your spleen! With some sprinkles!.
Mr Snuggles says HI and he wishes you to grab that bat there and hit me in the face. :twisted:
Do you want people to come back?

You're the reason most members only post once.
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Post by spideyspiderman2000 »

He was absent for about, what, two months, and then decides to come back.
South Park wrote:Mr Garrison: Okay class. Can anybody tell me what "Sexual Harrassment" is?

Cartman: Isn't that when you're having intercourse with a special lady friend, and some other guy comes up behind you and tickles your balls?
I HATE Jack Thompson!
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spideyspiderman2000 wrote:Dark Crusader is like John Kerry. If you ignore him, he goes away.
[whisper]is he gone yet?[/whisper]
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Oh right, I never did introduce myself. I'm Fox2Fox2 as you can plainly see and "I'm goan cutchya!" as my avatar implies.

You can refer to me as Fox or whatever vulpine related nicknames. Fox two is the code for a semi heat seeking missile launch that AWACs and pilots use.

I am Pwnious's friend from school as well as JSL we have JAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA programming class together. I am 16 years old and enjoy airsoft and urban exploring/infiltration.
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I'm a Poddy mouth !!!
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