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Breaking news (not really), scientists makes sex not needed. http://www.wired.com/news/technology/fe ... tw=rss.TOP
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That's really creepy.
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"We conclude that immediate and long-term hormonal restoration and normal ovulation is possible after cryopreservation and transplantation of whole ovaries in sheep," the researchers wrote. If the technique works for humans, women could have their ovaries removed before cancer treatment, screened for the presence of cancer cells, stored and then replaced after their recovery.
I'm not sure what to think...
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That sucks.
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I wonder how many people will listen to it. :roll:
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spideyspiderman2000 wrote:I wonder how many people will listen to it. :roll:
What do you mean by that? It's not like it's a rumor or something.
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I mean that I wonder how many people will stop with normal reproduction (a.k.a. Having Sex).
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Oh.
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spideyspiderman2000 wrote:I mean that I wonder how many people will stop with normal reproduction (a.k.a. Having Sex).
Noone, but I think that sex would be made illegal.
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Don Pwnious wrote:
spideyspiderman2000 wrote:I mean that I wonder how many people will stop with normal reproduction (a.k.a. Having Sex).
Noone, but I think that sex would be made illegal.
...yeah, okay.
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Yes...sex is going to be made illegal...
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Don Pwnious wrote:
spideyspiderman2000 wrote:I mean that I wonder how many people will stop with normal reproduction (a.k.a. Having Sex).
Noone, but I think that sex would be made illegal.
:nono: Never.
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Just kidding, haven't you guy seen that one movie with the Rambo dude in the future and everytime he curses, he gets fined.
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...no...
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Post by Heart_Flame »

Ha ha, verry funny, pleasure being outlawed? I can see the way we reproduct becoming different... in 1k years... never pelasure.
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