Jet Li's Hero

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Jet Li's Hero

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Has anybody seen "Hero" ? It has Jet Li in it.

I want to see it, it looks like it might rival The Last Samurai.
Maybe... Probably not...
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I think i saw it in chinese or vietnamese i forgot

IT is quit an old movie
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Phantom said that I should watch it, so I guess I will.
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Actually, it's in theaters now.
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Post by Don Pwnious »

Yeh
in America its in theaters, but in China its an old movie

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I wanna see that movie.
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Post by Don Pwnious »

Its pretty good
But i would recommend "Butterfly Sword"
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I watched it today at the theater with Werdna Ten and FredDibnah.

It was awful, the main character died at the end, the plot didn't make sense, the whole thing was in Chinese, not to mention, "Hey watch us do ballet on water!"

It was a waste of five bucks.
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I've never heard of it, but I trust Wutai and am not going to see it.
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I just figured it out i didnt watch that movie yet even though i have it.
I guess im not going to watch it now.
I saw another movie with jet li in it, with the title heroic arts or something like that i dont know i cant even understand or speak chinese.

Well sorry for those who i reccomend it to.

The movies in chinese that i would recommend is: Butterfly sword, for those who likes the remake of crouching tiger hidden dragon; Drunken master II with Jackie Chan; The Drunken Master III with some other than Jackie Chan. The movie i saw Heroic arts; and
the remake,the other side of the story,of Crouching tiger Hidden Dragon.
And this other movie,i forgot the title, but a kid like 13 or 14 know some super martial arts things and a lazy kid that want everyone to massage his ass, the movie is amusing. For those who live in clarksville i might lend it to you if i can find it.
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UUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMM THE MOVIE WAS DIFFERENT IN CHINESE

OR MAYBE THE ENGLISH TRANSLATION WAS SCREWED UP.
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If Hero were a person, it would be SATAN!
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Phelios: think i can come over?
Phelios: im bored : /
Spiky God: sure, why not, who cares, of course, whatever, okey dokey, fine by me, would you like some candy, good choice for I am Satan!
Phelios: alright. be over in a few
Phelios: save some candy for me
Spiky God: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I realized the moment I fell into the fissure that the book would not be destroyed as I had planned.
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MarauderIIC wrote:Phelios: think i can come over?
Phelios: im bored : /
Spiky God: sure, why not, who cares, of course, whatever, okey dokey, fine by me, would you like some candy, good choice for I am Satan!
Phelios: alright. be over in a few
Phelios: save some candy for me
Spiky God: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lol what is that all about?
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It's about
Wutai wrote: If Hero were a person, it would be SATAN!
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I realized the moment I fell into the fissure that the book would not be destroyed as I had planned.
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