83-year old smoking crack

blitzersion · Post by **blitzersion** » Tue May 08, 2007 9:35 am

WTF! WTF!!!!!

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/08/elderl ... index.html

mofo joe · Post by **mofo joe** » Tue May 08, 2007 2:31 pm

O! O! This is just like this really good book I read about a photographer named Herb Trasker who was in love with a cheerleader, but when he put a camera in the girls' locker room, caught her murdering somebody. Being stupid, he still has the hots for her and refuses to believe she was capable of that, but it's too late because she knows he knows and forces him to snort up some crack and he dies. *Aw* so sad! *dramatic hand over head gesture* And so they find out she's just an evil cheerleader that forced her victims to inhale crack then makes them dirve themselves off a cliff...
It's good. Read it.
Die Softly
By: Christopher Pike

Arce · Post by **Arce** » Tue May 08, 2007 3:22 pm

Damn good book. Christopher Pike is perhaps one of my fav authors. WAY better than Stephan king--His are so bizzare and kewl!

Read some of them if you get a chance.

Arce · Post by **Arce** » Tue May 08, 2007 3:24 pm

Tons of old people do crack. When you're young, you're still developing, and doing it would make you a dipshit. When you're old, however, you're already decaying internally and you're brain's rotting and likely you're in pain, so doing crack is the shit--Not doing it would make you a dipshit.

^ Advice from the old dude on "Little Mrs. Sunshine"

Showdin · Post by **Showdin** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:12 pm

Arce wrote: When you're old, however, you're already decaying internally and you're brain's rotting and likely you're in pain, so doing crack is the -blam!---Not doing it would make you a dipshit.

:guffaw:

Post by **Falco Girgis** » Wed May 09, 2007 2:13 am

mofo joe wrote:O! O! This is just like this really good book I read about a photographer named Herb Trasker who was in love with a cheerleader, but when he put a camera in the girls' locker room, caught her murdering somebody. Being stupid, he still has the hots for her and refuses to believe she was capable of that, but it's too late because she knows he knows and forces him to snort up some crack and he dies. *Aw* so sad! *dramatic hand over head gesture* And so they find out she's just an evil cheerleader that forced her victims to inhale crack then makes them dirve themselves off a cliff...
It's good. Read it.
Die Softly
By: Christopher Pike

A man lets some cheerleader chick force him to snort crack? Shouldn't he be forcing her to strip or do some other... questionable acts? What the hell sort of novel is this!?

Arce · Post by **Arce** » Wed May 09, 2007 8:03 am

Oh, no, he thinks she's doing some kinky sex position when he lets her tie him to the bed. Despite them not having a condom. Then, she pulls out some diluted crack ((with false chemicals mixed with the crack to make it look like more than it is)) and she holds it to his nose until he's ODed and died.

W8, I just spoiled it. Woops.

mofo joe · Post by **mofo joe** » Wed May 09, 2007 8:25 am

A man lets some cheerleader chick force him to snort crack? Shouldn't he be forcing her to strip or do some other... questionable acts? What the hell sort of novel is this!?

Okay, Okay see here is what happen (Arce's explanation is not right. It doesn't explain the main point of the book.) This guy is a photographer and it is the pictures that are getting him in trouble, but he refuses to believe what are in the pictures. Herb knows the cheerleader chick is comming over, so he sets up a camera, that caught the whole episode of his death. He didn't plan to die, but... catch her in the act of murder. He had a knife under his pillow that he was going to pull when the time was right, but being a clumsy dork he drops it as she is tying him up to the bed. They both think they are just being kinky, but the truth is they are trying to kill eachother. Just read it.... tis fascinating.