This is why you don't fuck with a man's wallet.

[Falco Girgis]

I work for a government contractor. We have cak cards so we can log on the computers and get on the arsenal. You're supposed to log off and pull your card out of the computer every time you leave.

I left for about 5 minutes to go check on a TPS that I was running in the lab. I come back, and somebody had taken my cak card out of the reader and stuffed it behind my driver's license in my wallet.

I wouldn't care at all. IF I DIDN'T HAVE A CONDOM BEHIND MY DRIVER'S LICENSE.

Somebody obviously saw it, because the card was behind that even. I normally don't carry one around, but there was a good chance of scoring some bitches a weekend ago, and I never took it out.

I asked the girl next to me, and she insists that it wasn't her. Who the hell could've done it? I don't really care, but I would really like to know who has seen the condom now.

[Tvspelsfreak]

Haha. But it's not like it's uncommon for a man to be prepared.

[Falco Girgis]

Hopefully it was some hot, horny government girl... not my supervisor.

[Arce]

Same thing happened to me....On a church trip.

[Falco Girgis]

Same thing happened to me....On a church trip.

Yeah, but nobody gives a fuck about your church leaders.

Objectively, what are they going to do? Call you a sinner? You and the rest of the world. Your job isn't at stake, just your acceptance from an unprovable divine entity that resides in the clouds.

Hardly on the same level.

[Yikarso]

I can't see any normal work place punishing someone for having a condom. Like it's any of their business.

Then again, government workplaces and Christianity often mix...

If they attack your morality, just threaten to go all Golden Compass on their god's ass.